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He called him bitch and bro. Maybe he's a friend. I wonder what he calls Trump in private.

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The only thing missing is "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?!

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Sounds like the "Georgia Peach"

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Including translators, or principles?

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So Marcey went full Travis Bickle on his Obamaphone? But he had a rough day and personally threatening a stranger in an easily provable manner is totally something lawyers do. Sheesh!

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Two part story. Evan's gunnin' fer that Poolitzer.

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hahaha.... "Bro!"

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I was just thinking, this would get me fired and/or divorced if I tried it, and I'm but a humble CAD-monkey. What was this guy thinking?

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For some reason*, all that COME AT ME BRO talk makes a certain image come to mind:http://i.imgur.com/hG8foXU.jpg*that reason being that I'm a huge fucking dork.

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Il Douche's other lawyer is a real peach too: under investigation in two states for skimming $60 million from his scammy "Christian" charity: https://www.theguardian.com...One without security clearance, another probably disbarred (and - one hopes - in jail.) What a dream team.

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If "lack of judgement and self control" was a factor, nobody in this whole fucking mis-administration would have clearance. Donnie would have to send the housekeeping staff to security briefings.

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I think ya got an extra m in that handle there, chief (should be n)

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"My Purty Orange Grundle?"

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As someone who had a clearance, I know I would have lost mine for the lies and all the rest.

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I want sessions.

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