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TIME TO PARDON ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!!

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Just deciding on the uniform of the day can take weeks

Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

HELL YES, YOU FASCIST GOAT-FUCKERS! (Not talking to Random)

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countdown clock to the election and the inauguration https://howlonguntilwevoteh...

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"If they're spending time trying to hunt down leakers, that's time they're taking away from advancing an agenda,"HAHAHhaha the administration has no agenda other than the "president's" ego

Querolous's avatar

I probably shouldn't say anything so I won't.

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I would imagine that the Drumf family back in Germany are glad that Frederick changed his name after fleeing the country

Zap's avatar

He's not interested in "leading"

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And burn the lifeboats. H/T Driftglass

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Johnny McEntee wasn't even good enough to play football for Tommy Tubervilke

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Arithmetic Mean Taco Foundation is my new 501.c (3)

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Lords of COBOLhttps://www.silicon.co.uk/p...

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This is looking like a bigger and bigger assumption. Our GOP governor in MD has been a pretty straightforward, sensible guy up until a couple of days ago, when he all of a sudden started screaming about traitor/socialist/n***er Obama. Color me stunned, VERY briefly, until it turns out he's running for prez. Principles like the Potomac- a mile wide, an inch deep. A republican running for president has to run for the Nazi fringe to stand a chance. Our country is in deep shit, indeed.

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So everyone is judged on their loyalty to The Leader & The Party. The disloyal will be purged. Nothing fascist or authoritarian to see here! Please move along! Return to your homes! Or else!