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Based on the transcript, "never allowing [Chuck] to complete a sentence" is probably a kindness.

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The President likes it? That's where our so-called policy is going? He likes Big Macs, too, and I'm pretty sure that has fuck-all to do with any policy decisions (except the ones he makes when he's cranky for a burger or interrupted while eating some during "executive time." I've always loathed Sanders as the epitome of the pearl-clutching God-bothering church lady aghast at the moral outrages of the left, but when you sell your soul to be on TV mouthing the words of a moron, you don't deserve any respect. And that goes for Kellyanne "Alternative Facts" Conway as well.

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People like them are the real reason we have Trump.

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She's new? she doesn't seem like it. I was wondering why she wasn't also running for president.

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/\ Huckabee-Sanders Nudes Here /\

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They were afraid they’d get in trouble if they said “buttress”.

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And Stephen Miller. That was in a ceremony, though, so it shouldn’t count.

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World's. Worst. Three-way.

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KellyAnne, Miller, and Satan.

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We stole it fair and square.

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Is that Gia Pennacchia in the first clip on this page?

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" I pray for you guys that this asshole is never in charge of anything." FTFY

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Dunno about that, but the Sabrina show is excellent.

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Hey you'd watch Satan in a gangbang. He/she would be pretty damn spectacular.

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Flying water tankers sound like a good way to finish it off. I pray for you guys that this asshole is never in charge of a disaster on your side of the great water.

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