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When the world seems crazy and depressing, one thing that can always help is to remind yourself that Pauly Shore no longer has a career and hasn't starred in a movie since the late 90s, that always makes me smile.

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"Dok Zoom was in grad school in Tucson back in those days"

Wow, I was in grade school reading about Biosphere 2. Finally, something on the internet that makes me feel young! Much needed after all the VMA stuff on Twitter went over my head.

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I think the REAL question is why was Trump's campaign manager referring to a Messican bread company in the first place?

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IMPEECH!

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Hmmm. A little hair of the Mad Dog 2020, perhaps.

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"So anyway, the question we must ask ourselves today is, do we want to trust our great nation to a man whose campaign CEO was at least partly responsible for inspiring the Pauly Shore/Stephen Baldwin movie Bio-Dome? Is that something we want to risk?"

No.

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Phoenix has an aquarium in a mall.

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That and the dread "Found Jesus" thing. For whatever reason That seems to be an albatross in Hollywood. If you start out Christian it doesn't matter, but when you find Jesus it seems to take a toll. Or maybe they find Jesus when their career tanks. Chicken and the egg story that I don't care to research. Much more fun to irresponsibly speculate.

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... and didn't even have the nerve to make it over to In-and-Out. Sad.

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Trump has a crowd of walking ids surrounded by overpaid half-sentient jackasses with Stockholm Syndrome.

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*paid* Stockholm Syndrome. And cheered on by non-sentient jackasses with rightfully held inferiority complexes.

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OK, maybe you are not illiterate, just inarticulate.

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Yet again the answer is, "No fucking way in hell"

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Same with Stephen Baldwin....even though now he's one of those Jesus Freak preachers while his brother Daniel harasses women on the Internet.

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Well yeah, you're supposed to be a Scientologist.

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The main reason scientists locate conferences and other projects in Hawaii is -- Hawaii. Who wouldn't want to 'have' to go to Hawaii for work?

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The space station is absolutely nothing like the surface of Mars, so no.

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