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DDB9000's avatar

When I heard someone mention ''fucking tumbleweeds!'', this never occurred to me.

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DDB9000's avatar

I Ayn havin' none of that!

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Klapaucius's avatar

Gesundheit!

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That's why My Chemical Romance is their fave band!

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Of course. ''Sense and Sensability'' goes against their beliefs.

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I think we should take a Pole on that.

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Or, alternately, Ickyass.

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DDB9000's avatar

Well, technically, Hollywood's not on the coast.It's those Marina Del Ray elites you really have to worry about

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ExecutorElassus's avatar

My little habanero plant on the balcony finally started producing peppers (last year all the flowers kept falling off), and holy shit are they great. I can feel my face burning when I'm slicing them. I'm so proud of her, she did a really great job this year and made lots of peppers.

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ExecutorElassus's avatar

beer is my go-to. Pairs nicely, too.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

You'd better do it too. Don't make her give you the side eye

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Grokenstein's avatar

As a child, I once got an itchy bug bite on my testicles. I chose to attempt to treat this with a tiny dab of Campho-Phenique. Ha ha ha! My screams of pain were mortifying.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Liz.

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calliecallie's avatar

Do you pickle them for future use? I have done that a few times. It's pretty easy.

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shocktreatment's avatar

"Dear Madam and or Sir,

I've reviewed your letter, with interest. Under separate cover, find my response. It is a sack of rabid weasels.For fullest understanding and appreciation of my position, please place bag over your head and inhale deeply.

Yours in Good Faith GFY Sincerely,ShocktreatmentNot a lawyer, but coulda been!

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Structural Cat, PE SE's avatar

Yes I never understood that one. Could have been collateral damage but still, stupid. I never thought I'd witness such things in America.

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