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DDB9000's avatar

When I heard someone mention ''fucking tumbleweeds!'', this never occurred to me.

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I Ayn havin' none of that!

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That's why My Chemical Romance is their fave band!

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Of course. ''Sense and Sensability'' goes against their beliefs.

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I think we should take a Pole on that.

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Or, alternately, Ickyass.

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Well, technically, Hollywood's not on the coast.It's those Marina Del Ray elites you really have to worry about

ExecutorElassus's avatar

My little habanero plant on the balcony finally started producing peppers (last year all the flowers kept falling off), and holy shit are they great. I can feel my face burning when I'm slicing them. I'm so proud of her, she did a really great job this year and made lots of peppers.

ExecutorElassus's avatar

beer is my go-to. Pairs nicely, too.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

You'd better do it too. Don't make her give you the side eye

Grokenstein's avatar

As a child, I once got an itchy bug bite on my testicles. I chose to attempt to treat this with a tiny dab of Campho-Phenique. Ha ha ha! My screams of pain were mortifying.

calliecallie's avatar

Do you pickle them for future use? I have done that a few times. It's pretty easy.

shocktreatment's avatar

"Dear Madam and or Sir,

I've reviewed your letter, with interest. Under separate cover, find my response. It is a sack of rabid weasels.For fullest understanding and appreciation of my position, please place bag over your head and inhale deeply.

Yours in Good Faith GFY Sincerely,ShocktreatmentNot a lawyer, but coulda been!

Structural Cat, PE SE's avatar

Yes I never understood that one. Could have been collateral damage but still, stupid. I never thought I'd witness such things in America.