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I heard Trump told Oz that he stays fit through hand gestures...maybe that's why his hands are so incredibly tiny?

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So, is it okay to fat-shame Trump, seeing as he's such an obnoxious pig when it comes to women's looks, or are we all too nice and libby to call the bloated ugly shit what he is?

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Good one! I would actually accept a report from Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, more than from Dr. Oz. They are both teevee doctors, but Oz is a shamless fake whereas Dr. Quinn at least had competent medical script consultants.

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Oh, I wouldn't call him fat. But, when he sits around the house, he really sits around the house.

Thank you, thank you! You've been a great audience! Don't forget your servers!

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If Trump names Dr. Oz as the Surgeon General, I will eat my hat.

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Strangely enough, much of it is fecal matter from bulls.

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Donald Chunk

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You're here all week, aren't you?

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We are well aware that he kisses his daughter every chance he gets.

Well aware and creeped out.

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Well, I'm asexual now.

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He's heard good things about a Dr. Mengele, yuuuge, big-league things. But is willing to settle for Oz if the little people disagree with his first choice.

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Do they make endless colonoscopes?

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Only MAGA hats. Part of a well-balanced right-wing diet!

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I hope the doc got the money upfront.

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No, you could bury what's left of him in an Altos tin.

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Speaking of unreleased interviews. When is his interview with that Detroit pastor coming out?

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