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Werewolf's avatar

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This is me crying in my (excellent microbrewed) beer.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Hah! they are in obvious violation. Treaty is off! Wall!

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Just do like me -- stay home and enjoy a bowl of last night's clam chowder and a slice of homemade bread.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Ted Cruz and John Cornyn, have gone on record that they'll fight any attempt to repurpose any funds for Hurricane Harvey relief.

We need Meeka for confirmation, but would that be the funding they STILL have not reimbursed Texas with?

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Werewolf's avatar

My granfather’s baby sister died of diphtheria. When the vaccine came out, my grandparents RAN to get my mom and my uncle vaccinated. Stupid, evil twunt.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

The Trump Auto-Scorer, now with negative numbers!

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ken_kukec's avatar

... the bill would actually make "La Cucaracha" the new national anthem.

Least then normal people could hit all the notes.

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Torby's mom's avatar

Thanks!

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ken_kukec's avatar

Armed with a magic feather from a hat once worn by Pat Nixon ...

A feather sounds a bit ostentatious for a Quaker's wife, but as long as it matches her respectable Republican cloth coat, I suppose it was still comme il faut for White-House wear.

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

"...it is a dumb, possibly illegal plan..."That sums up the Taint's entire life.

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John Ranta's avatar

California’s best revenge might be splitting into three states. Each with two (Democratic) Senators (no gain in Congresspeople). Each with electoral college representation. Republicans won’t control the Senate or win the White House for a decade or two.

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John Ranta's avatar

Only half?

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Erala Contratista's avatar

That dam has been in the works for 40+ years AND it is on a fault line

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

But will it include the lyrics 'no tienes marihuana' - ?

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John Ranta's avatar

It would still be ugly, and an insecure, defensive message to the rest of the world. Contrast the wall with the Statue of Liberty. Which do we want to symbolize America?

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Hiss's avatar

"Marijuana quer fumar..."

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