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Have you tried a spreadsheet? I find them very useful

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I know right? What is with that posture?

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I think that all the due respect is being paid...

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God's probably giving you the finger right now.

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I'm not a believer, but if I'm ever proven wrong I hope it goes down like this:a) Jesus returns and somehow convinces the world he really is himself in spite of looking like someone from Galilee instead of like an American 1970s flower child-manb) He in no uncertain terms publicly condemns these schyster-preachers, their methods, madness & wealthc) That's about it, I don't wanna be selfish. He can grant well-intentioned others' wishes too.

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Our children's children gonna have trouble. (they got that right).

Fun fact: I got cast as Mrs Paroo in 8th grade because I could do an 'Irish' accent - which I learned from soap commercials.

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Somehow, I doubt the 200k+ dead were all atheists or insufficiently religious, though.

But if that were the case, that just makes the god of these people a super douche.

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Probably only targeted to those who call to give her their money.

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I just called to say I Love You.YeahYeah YeechYeechh!!!

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Same thing, right?

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CV=105fever

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(Defers to Minister Of Music...Ah-hem! AhAhAh...AhAhAh... nevermind! Pleas!)

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Starship21CV19!

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Cool!

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She's got cv crawl ing up her leg ("NotNow!!!)

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DING! DING! DING!

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