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seems pretty likely to me that one or a bunch of those cray-cray militia groups out in ID or MT have been having some pretty big wet dreams about watering the tree of liberty. I'm betting they are having some serious buyers remorse right about now. Every single thing that doesn't go their way is blamed on the Federal Reserve and the Banking industry and New World Order anyway. Maybe they bought into the con that Donnie was gonna makes them all kings of the the bitcoin world again. But now they are coming to the realization that they still have taxes to pay, and there are still brown people in the world. Pretty soon they will come around to the conclusion that it's all been a conspiracy to put the Jewish bankers in charge. They turned on the Bush clan pretty quickly. I'm thinking they are probably already disavowing Twitler as weak because he got pwned by some lie-beral judge. That's gonna be an interesting dee-vorce when it finally happens.

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Actually, what with the FCC not bothering to look into AT&T and it's zero-rating policy, he's pretty much already gone after net neutrality.

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Dangit, California, stop being the sensible state!

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Ah, ideology. One of the best ways ever invented of preventing things from getting accomplished.

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BE - Belmont.

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'But we don't want to leave! We need those federal subsidies!''We don't care, Johnny Reb, pack your bags and go!'

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I met Cap'n Crunch.

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Now if Bell would just get rid of all that damned 50-year-old copper that's CARRYING broadband...

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Aw, you're too kind!

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$9.25? That's not even three medium cappuccinos at Starbucks.

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I just gave them an anxious call, and they transferred me to a nice lady at the Big Office that handles the Lazy Poorz Subsideez, and she told me NUH UH UR MONEEZ B FINE NO WORRIEZ LOL. *whew*

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I remember that. I also remember when Ma Bell was the ONLY game in town.

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Ours was *69 which I found funny for obvious reasons.

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You know the library funding is the next to go. After all, do poors really need computer access and books?

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You're gonna like the way you look--assuming you like the way cheap, ill-fitting suits look.

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You appear to be an ad. I don't think anyone here will trust you without proper verification. Also, we already donate our pants off, even though many of us are poors. So thank you, but not right now.

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