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Owlftr13's avatar

The only dude named Steve with a chart I want to see is named Ratner.

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Owlftr13's avatar

How bout we stop every video being a link to a Bluesky account. Thank You for your attention to this matter.

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LOU LOU's avatar

Trump likely knows that when he shows his lazy boy recliner crowd charts and graphs they take this as a sign of serious facts he’s providing which supports their grand illusion of Trump as a genius they voted for.

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Zap's avatar

WHAR Sharpie?

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Marc Kennedy's avatar

Isn’t that adorable

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simpledinosaur's avatar

Choco ration's up 50%, though, eh? How are Trump voters going to rationalize this, as they fork over more and more money for their groceries? They'll find a way.

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Zap's avatar

It’s obviously Biden’s fault. Or Obama. Or Hillary.

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Daniel's avatar

"Poor Abe Lincoln, hanging his head in shame."

In fairness the shame is probably somewhat alleviated by the satisfaction that he can.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

A guy named Steve who likes numbers, eh? Is he a bit nerdy looking and also works on MSNBC? Is his last name Kornacki too? Nah, likely not. That guy is actually accurate with his numbers. This guy makes em up to fool the Angry Orange Turd in the Oval Office.

Dance Trump's new monkey "Steve". Dance! Earn your Big Mac.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Donald Trump resembles a crow in more ways than loving shiny gold. He's a carrion-eating bastard who would rip out your eyes with delight. Of course, he's rather less capable of articulate speech than a crow. The comparison breaks down there.

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

Just needs a couple more lawns drawn with sharpie.

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beb's avatar

I've seen several recent photos of President TACO where his head is leaning to one side, like a man who half asleep or too tired to stand up straight. People should look into that because the last I look Old Man Biden doesn't slump like that.

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Vincent's avatar

And you have to add to this wonderful mix of fuckuppery that given how much the Trump administration is actively encouraging what amounts to financial fraud (eliminating the CFPB, various crypto related issues, the debanking "mandate", etc.) you can add massive global financial meltdown that could make 2008 look like a boom time.

Yay! Is there a herkie emoji?

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

Trump should have brought his Sharpie.

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lordpnut's avatar

Turnip's talkin' to me with a muthafucka named Steve,

But I don't listen to him 'cause his head is like a sieve.

Da da da da da da DAH da da...

* apologies to messrs Marin and Chong for the brazen theft of their intellectual property.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Lysenkoism is one hell of a drug.

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Resource NW's avatar

Comes from drinking raw milk... or is that lyster... wait, that's Red Dwarf. Sorry.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

what chances? We are in a recession

The press just won't say it out loud

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

“ looking back, we agree there were clear signs at the moment, but we had a merger to worry about,sooooo”

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