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Dumber than a box of coprolites

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Trump: "Why do I have to wait till it's my birthday to celebrate it?"

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I think he has an aid following him all day whispering breathe in...now out...in...out..in--No you have to breathe out first! You'll explode!!"

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On the back it says "var votes = pitchforks "

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Proof there is no God: all the vile people in that room were not turned into puddles of goo by thunderbolts.

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In fact; WE need to revamp our money to recognize both Civil Rights Icons and Indigenous Americans. Maybe go with a three-face design. A portrait of an Important Native figure in the middle flanked by a great Progressive American on one side and the traditional Founding Father/Dead Prez on the other (but have Jackson replaced by another Founder/Prez guy because, fuck Jackson!).

Or maybe have both sides have portraits: The "Face" can have the Amerindian and "Dead Prez" while the other side has "Important Americans" like Civil Rights figures and such.

The point is to cover all the stuff that is "Ideal America" and acknowledge the First Peoples.

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You'll get your coin (for a dollar), and like it! Someday you may even get a planet that is habitable!

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Poop fossil libelz!

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I said that already on a similar picture: watch these egoistical religious leaders at work. Every one of them had to touch the president himself, with his own hand.No way they can collaborate and form a circle, a choir, or something, so only one or two of them need to touch the president.They pretend to unity, but it's each for himself.Theatrical carnival. It's all for show. By people who will berate you for worshiping false idols.

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Canada "got it done". Last year.https://www.chatelaine.com/...

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For me/us to piss on!

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https://www.chatelaine.com/...

Only worth *checks notes* a few pennies.

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> This is a POTUS who would readily rape your underagedhis own daughters in a hot minute.

FTFY http://hw-static.worldstarh...

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Trump has caused over 100 women's sufferage. But he doesn't get a coin.

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You're healed!

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