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@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

Dumber than a box of coprolites

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Delu's avatar

Trump: "Why do I have to wait till it's my birthday to celebrate it?"

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Mandorlind's avatar

I think he has an aid following him all day whispering breathe in...now out...in...out..in--No you have to breathe out first! You'll explode!!"

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Mandorlind's avatar

On the back it says "var votes = pitchforks "

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Proof there is no God: all the vile people in that room were not turned into puddles of goo by thunderbolts.

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julebud's avatar

In fact; WE need to revamp our money to recognize both Civil Rights Icons and Indigenous Americans. Maybe go with a three-face design. A portrait of an Important Native figure in the middle flanked by a great Progressive American on one side and the traditional Founding Father/Dead Prez on the other (but have Jackson replaced by another Founder/Prez guy because, fuck Jackson!).

Or maybe have both sides have portraits: The "Face" can have the Amerindian and "Dead Prez" while the other side has "Important Americans" like Civil Rights figures and such.

The point is to cover all the stuff that is "Ideal America" and acknowledge the First Peoples.

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Come here a minute's avatar

You'll get your coin (for a dollar), and like it! Someday you may even get a planet that is habitable!

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RickK's avatar

Poop fossil libelz!

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Athaic's avatar

I said that already on a similar picture: watch these egoistical religious leaders at work. Every one of them had to touch the president himself, with his own hand.No way they can collaborate and form a circle, a choir, or something, so only one or two of them need to touch the president.They pretend to unity, but it's each for himself.Theatrical carnival. It's all for show. By people who will berate you for worshiping false idols.

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phoenix00's avatar

Canada "got it done". Last year.https://www.chatelaine.com/...

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phoenix00's avatar

For me/us to piss on!

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https://www.chatelaine.com/...

Only worth *checks notes* a few pennies.

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phoenix00's avatar

> This is a POTUS who would readily rape your underagedhis own daughters in a hot minute.

FTFY http://hw-static.worldstarh...

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sillyclucker's avatar

Trump has caused over 100 women's sufferage. But he doesn't get a coin.

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Spidey's avatar

You're healed!

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