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willi0000000's avatar

it's obvious . . . homeland security theater is being run by a Nigerian prince.

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bubbuhh's avatar

Got many mixed feelins bout peepz who would use such a hotline gettin hoist by their hotline info.

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Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

Shes doing a job, americans wont do after all

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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

Huh? Normally, I'm a pretty empathetic fella.

hmmm?

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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

At least you have feelins, I figger they're mostly bigots with MAGA hats and such, and that's all that happens.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Much like Republicans would, I just don't want her to have anything.

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⚔ Devil's Food ⚔'s avatar

Haha.....

XD

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sentstuff05's avatar

The goal is to turn everyone against each other. A house divided will not stand. Therefore, this is a success. ...for Russia.

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Lambsendbeds's avatar

Hey - me libelz!

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Kooolest G's avatar

I think I'm gonna go look at that list and then rat out every old vengeful racist on there and tell ICE that they're actually an illeagle messican themselves. I believe the term for it is Swatting

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whitroth's avatar

I *swear* I want to hang up by the balls any guy who pulls that shit.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I think I've finally hit my I-can't-even point for today.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Who knew it would be so successful? A few bucks' investment, a little disinfo, and what used to be the most powerful nation in history has become a shattered, ineffectual wreck tearing itself to pieces.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Libertarians don't want freedom, they want license - freedom without responsibility.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

And by design too.

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The Kids Aren't AltRight's avatar

License, but not as a requirement for guns.

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