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wurman's avatar

There's a sucker born every minute . . . and it is my duty to fleece them. Never give a sucker an even break. Hey Rube, step right up, c'mon over here and for one thin dime, the tenth part of a dollar, you too can look at Little Egypt--she walks, she talks, she crawls on her belly like a reptile. Now go on into that voting booth and make your mark for Der Trumpenfuehrer so we can Make America Great Again--right there, Rube, good job.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

True dat. Mrs Dittos and I had to downsize a house. Upside of that was selling into a small housing boom.

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YayConspiracy's avatar

The professionalism of his campaign bodes well for a lost election!

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

The guns that won the West?

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The Psy of Life's avatar

Seriously, Drumpf never expected to be the frontrunner. He never wanted the nomination. He only wanted to increase the amount he could sell his name for. Having his children and lawyer NOT vote for him is part of his plan to throw the election. It isn't a sign of how disorganized he is; it is a sign of his genius! You just don't get someone as smart as Drumpf.

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theblackdog's avatar

I heard he originally ran because he wanted to prove he could, and he figured he would get bumped out but it got his name in the papers. Now he doesn't want to get out because he's so convinced he's better than the politicals that his pride won't let him quit.

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Swampay's avatar

Wait, I thought restricting who could vote in which election was something these bozos liked?

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The Psy of Life's avatar

Something like that. But, Drumpf is looking for an exit because it is occurring to him that he just might lose because he can't out lawyer Lyin' Ted for the delegates. He can't just straight up lose, he has to make sure he has an excuse.

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Swampay's avatar

I do not ever want Drumpf to be related to me, to be my daddy (shudder), I don't even ever want to talk to the man.

But if he wants to send me a birthday present I'll send him my address.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Trump will surround himself with the very best people. He will have Michael Cohen as an economic adviser because Jews are good with money.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Now THAT'S a knife.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It's the grift that keeps on giving.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Darn those lazy Messicans and their... umm... conscientious work ethic?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Trump and his ilk think they can write their own rules. It is humourous when they walk into a situation where they can't.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Sugar? Saccharine at best.

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Shibusa's avatar

And how about her Mom casting a vote for Trump because he is strong and HRC is weak because HRC didn't leave Bill after he cheated on her? (But the old lady was cool with Donald cheating on Ivana, with Marla!)

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