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Kimberly's avatar

so my coffee hasn’t kicked in yet, but i read your fifth sentence as, “It’s a dumb idea, Jeff, you should just stay home with your penis . . . “

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He had to find a cabinet somewhere.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Projection, it is always projection.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He does play arrogant, preening, little weasel characters.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Koch, Charles or Adelson, Sheldon...

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"M"'s avatar

AquaBoogie

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acchomplished's avatar

cuz recusal. cuz Russia Investigation Hoax!

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sarafina's avatar

On NPR I heard this story, and was amazed at all the Alabamians that thought Sessions' tiff with Trump would doom him.

1) does The Dotard live and vote in Alabama and 2) what has The Dotard OR Sessions ever done for Alabama?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And he was considered too racist to be a federal judge under Reagan! (Which of course is, and still remains true.)

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

yes. because the one thing American politics needs more of is rancid old white confederate sharts.

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

Jeff Sessions is a monster. But you must admit his drawl is a thing of beauty. A THING OF BEAUTY!

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

Teehee. I just larfed.

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Seek's avatar

Wishful thinking. They're just really dumb which makes them relatable to a vast number of people.

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Seek's avatar

See: Kissinger, Henry or Cheney, Dick

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