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Incoming Ham's avatar

Flunking out gives you the time to get your troll on.

Zyxomma's avatar

The Colbert clip was great.

MeerkatsRMammals's avatar

Just gonna leave this here...aerial view of the mall today. Sad! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

fuflans's avatar

I'm so sorry. It's terrible out there over like 35. My partner and i are constantly in and out of work. And now my fairly steady ACA job is likely to end.

I blame trump. And that's not rhetoric.

grindstone, Sister Foul Mouth's avatar

Thank you thank you. I even watched his "how to listen" video, and although I'm totally on board with the Maker's Mark old fashioned, he is dead wrong about the orange/cherry being an abomination. My MM old fashioneds are holy perfections. Looking forward to this, thank you again!

Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

Wouldn't that be older brother? But yes, Death take a holiday please (unless you're coming with votes for certain unnamed people).

Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

But, our fellow citizens seem to have the attention span of gnats and all the ability to distinguish fact from falsehood that the FSM gave broccoli. News has to be entertainment, now, and shallow is cheaper.

Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

I'm reading Chernow's Hamilton and trying to focus on the idea that this, too, shall pass, maybe even without the world coming to an end. On the other hand, I've always been something of a Pollyanna.

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Space Force Draft Dodger's avatar

In San Diego the scheduled maintenance shutdown of commuter trains was cancelled cuz of "rain".

goCatgo's avatar

I believe you are correct. I had some, and they had some, and there is no female under 20 in my family that is happy with this. It is a hell of a civics lessen for the young, but shit does happen for most generations.

goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

I would think the best advice anyone could give Trump is to stop listening to those voices in his head.

Melinda Piette's avatar

Excuse ME!!!! Her name it TrashyAnne Goebbels. Thank you!

goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

See how our Ranks swell, soon no power on earth will dare not bow before the mighty WONKETTE!

Left Coast Tom's avatar

November would have been a better time to figure that out.

pb_&_sauerkraut's avatar

He looks like he's trying to remember how to spell "duh".