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I would like to suggest the term ‘snuffling up’ for how virus shed by others is consumed at these coronapalooza events. “Snuffling up each others exhalated droplets“ and etc. 👃🏼

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We were waist deep in the Big Muddy;The big fool said to push on. - Pete Seeger

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But we'll have to MAKE him clean up.

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He doesn't know how to work one.

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The other hairballs are Victoria and her husband (Joe?), I think.

The difference is that Brad WAS (tee hee) a Campaign Hairball and Victoria and Joe are Hairball Lawyers.

I could be wrong, though.

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New Hampshirites

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What's even smaller is the UNH collection of national ice hockey championships!

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Can you imagine the smell of Trump’s burger farts in a hot airplane hanger surrounded by dozens of Qanon weirdos breathing and burping Covid into each other’s mouths? Does anyone want to?

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Really brings the reality home.

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SOMEONE is probably that gross a pervert.

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On balance, Black Lives Matter protesters are much more likely to abide by a mask order than Trump rally attendees.

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I'm so glad this spreader event is not happening. I live in Mass and work about 40 miles from Portsmouth. New England has been doing well and we did not need out-of-state yahoos showing up to ruin everything. We have enough local yahoos; we don't need to import them.

I heard on Jim and Marjorie today that even NH Gov. Sununu (R) was like, "nah, I'm not risking my life to attend that mess." And then it was canceled. For bad weather. Which is pretty much all the weather NH ever has. And the bad weather on the Seacoast tomorrow is suppose to be...clouds.

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Rabid baboons seem to be more likely to mask up than Trumpanzees.

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Well, who cares what Rudy thinks?

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Tropical Storm Fuck All Y'all

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"Say you're a codfish!"

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