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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I suspect Trump stiffed the surgeon who gave Princess Complicit her chin, so the boys were out of luck.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

If he dies anyway, might as well go for it.

Stein Olsen's avatar

Well I didn't take that into account. Just needed a mugshot wall.

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

He's a seven and a half foot giant?

khanurik's avatar

I regret that I didn't phrase the "dick joke" part as deftly as I should have. I didn't mean in any way to disparage dick jokes or question their seriousness. Dick jokes and puns (especially dick-joke puns) are a very important part of political commentary...

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

So my plans for a parade would be inappropriate?

EvelyndeBarry's avatar

I like the story where big Donny goes to little Donny's dorm room to pick him up and take him to a baseball game. When big Donny sees that little Donny is wearing a baseball shirt and cap, instead of a suit, big Donny hits him so hard that he falls down. Friends and roommates witness this humiliation. . . . Actually, I don't like that story. I fucking hate these people.

Zyxomma's avatar

They're all guilty. It's going to take decades to repair the damage done to this country, if that's even possible.

Jubal E. Harshaw IV's avatar

It's a gristmill, don'tcha know?

Jubal E. Harshaw IV's avatar

Maybe she is interested in sharks, you never know.

Jubal E. Harshaw IV's avatar

I've had the same goal, but so far, WYSIWYG. (shrugs)

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Nothing makes a person ugly like smugness.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

So Google Translate won't cut it?