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I suspect Trump stiffed the surgeon who gave Princess Complicit her chin, so the boys were out of luck.

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If he dies anyway, might as well go for it.

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Just kidding

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Well I didn't take that into account. Just needed a mugshot wall.

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He's a seven and a half foot giant?

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I regret that I didn't phrase the "dick joke" part as deftly as I should have. I didn't mean in any way to disparage dick jokes or question their seriousness. Dick jokes and puns (especially dick-joke puns) are a very important part of political commentary...

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So my plans for a parade would be inappropriate?

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You'd have to ask him.

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I like the story where big Donny goes to little Donny's dorm room to pick him up and take him to a baseball game. When big Donny sees that little Donny is wearing a baseball shirt and cap, instead of a suit, big Donny hits him so hard that he falls down. Friends and roommates witness this humiliation. . . . Actually, I don't like that story. I fucking hate these people.

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They're all guilty. It's going to take decades to repair the damage done to this country, if that's even possible.

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It's a gristmill, don'tcha know?

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Maybe she is interested in sharks, you never know.

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I've had the same goal, but so far, WYSIWYG. (shrugs)

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i vide quid ibi fecerit

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Nothing makes a person ugly like smugness.

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So Google Translate won't cut it?

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