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He's not that smart.

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My family had Danes the whole time I was a kid, and they are the sweetest (huge) pups, and very gentle (huge), and oh so D-U-M. And also, huge. At one point, we had 10, (TEN) Great Danes- 9 pups-n-Mom. To us kids, it was an endless hoot. They are very good boys & girls.

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Is there some kind of special award we can give to Sarah Cooper? Because, I think there should be award for Sarah Cooper.

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You mean Trump’s massive debt to a Russian oligarchs?

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You don’t think he has a few hundred million stashed away somewhere safe?

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I'm not a fan of cheap shots, as a rule!! BUT!!! This Trump creature has made a career out of cheap shots, and LYING, and character assassination, and LYING, and cheating on women and his business partners, and LYING-- you get the picture. Cheap shots?? Bring 'em on. Bury this fucking guy. (It's also pretty funny!)

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This is it y’all! We got him!

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WHAR TAXES?

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So, in his own words, fatty "lied, cheated, and steeled (sic)" his way to becoming a 'billionaire' according to his reckoning."

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and somehow it would be because of her emails. Or maybe Obama's fault.

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People are saying he's also a failed steak salesman.

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“We” are whom?

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I don’t know, do you?

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Im still hoping Tiffany writes a tell-all.

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Shananigan is on it! She has been diplomatically providing guidance. Thanks, Shan, seriously you jumped into another thread yesterday and calmed the crowd.

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Co-written with Mom? That works for everyone.

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