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Ducksworthy's avatar

Which, again, is why she won't hold his hand.

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NotConvinced's avatar

It's all in the prep...usually.

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Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

I don't think Trump gets "perjury"- the concept that there might ever be consequences to lying.

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Bureaucrap's avatar

Hoping that Ms Dillon advises him that because of the high probability of prosecution upon his return to the US, he should just not come back.

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NotConvinced's avatar

C'mon Peaches Now... Smile On Your Brother.

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roberteye's avatar

George Costanza: you're not lying, if you don't sign it.

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Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

If I wrote a letter like that, my boss would tell me that I use the same word too many times.

So basically, since the disclosure is voluntary, it doesn't need to be certified.And it is revealed to be false, she can say "but it was not certified !"

Insane troll logic.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

"$49.95! If you leave your windows down, we do the interior for free!"

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Hand chancres are not covered under Trumpcare. Some fundies believe they can be caused by masturbation which is a pre-existing sin.

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Jgb979's avatar

Have a feeling it's going to be super repetitive in a couple of months watching her give congressional testimony

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Lefty Wright's avatar

I wonder if her Trump co-counsel at Morgan Lewis, Willie Nelson, has any new hits coming out.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

as he strokes out with votes

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

He just keeps digging that hole deeper and deeper, and he has so many people 'helping!'

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Did he do ALL of that on purpose to launder Russian mob money, or was it just the casinos?

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Perry made me do it Jesterpunk's avatar

He killed the football league because he thought he was so smrt.

http://www.esquire.com/news...

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Ducksworthy's avatar

Is she Dr. Bornstein's sister?

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