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a gray's avatar

I can think only of a word comment: Shame. Shame on Fox News.

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RichieRich ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ's avatar

๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

So Trump thinks that millions of bankrupted seniors are somehow good for the economy? And remember that most pension funds are invested in stocks. Thousands of government workers in small counties across the country lost their pensions in the crash of 2008. Yeah, that was the golden age.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Didn't she steal that knee from some footballer?

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

As much as I'm down the past couple sessions, it still makes me smile.

And, man, I'm down. So down. LOL

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Mommadillo's avatar

Tsk, tsk. What would Julie Dโ€™Aubigny think of such shameful capitulation?

https://www.lapl.org/collections-resources/blogs/lapl/julie-daubigny-la-maupin-and-early-french-opera

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Hank Napkin's avatar

So this goes on for a while. And the poorer Sir voters, denied facts from FOX NEWS, begin to notice their friends and family dying of illness or hunger. "People die all the time." They think that cardboard is an excellent insulator from the winter cold, the spring floods, the summer fires. "It's ribbed! You can eat it!" And no-one told them about the approaching tornadoes. "Storms are a Chyna hoax." So now to keep warm/dry they rely on garments salvaged from the corpses surrounding them. "No more Inheritance Tax!" Still, the Golden Age approaches. "Somebody left part of a Big Mac near my pit!" Still they wait. "I can say 'Merry Christmas' again!" Still, they do not blame Sir. "The folks Sir rents my old house to are real nice!!" But they begin, perhaps, to suspect FOX NEWS isn't really news..."No mention of them great big fires what burned my cardboards again..."

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

So what was she thinking? That she would catch the trans cooties through fencing?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I think she was under the mistaken impression that transgender fencers don't use rapiers.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. SMDH.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Re: The "Give him enough rope" theorem. Is there enough rope for Sir? Can we make enough rope for Sir?

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

According to a bit on Daily Kos, the top seven tech firms lost a combined $1Trillion during the past two days. Trillion with a T.

MY QUESTION: I wonder how Bezos feels now about not endorsing Harris? (WAPO)

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Nancy Naive's avatar

He said heโ€™d lower prices. Itโ€™s our fault if we thought he meant supermarket rather than stock market.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

You need to give Fox a break, lets not forget they broke the whole Obama "Tan Suit"story.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Be thankful Sir has the genius to have waited until markets closed on Wednesday -- and be thankful no one told Sir about after-hours trading -- before Announcing our Endless and Glorious Tomorrows!

Pray let the Sun forever shine out of Sir's ass, and thus let us mourn whenever Sir sits down!

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Tim Weston's avatar

"Baghdad Barb" = copyright that mofo !

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Smibo's avatar

The newly-jobless MagaTS in the shantytowns will, of course, take solace in knowing that "those people" won't have shantytowns to be newly-jobless in.

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