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- Betsy Bevos

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Do you have any space left at this point? If so, you've got a big house!

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What's good for T & K Enterprises will be good for the country!

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Besides he will have already suffered the disgrace of having to resign as soon as he can dissolve NATO and give Crimea to Pootie, OK it's a lease, and pay off his debts to the Russian mob. And pocketed 20% of the US treasury, and bankrupted the country and destroyed the US credit rating forever and helped his pal Pootie make the USSR great again say by June 2018.

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And the gaudy decor is hideous. How does anyone live like that?

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Even the administration is disappointed in this.

They hoped to get it down to a 3x5 recipe card.

(EDIT: Annnnnnnnnnnd ... he finally corrects his spelling after four hours.)

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The kid plays with fucking toy limos! I mean how cool is that?

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Hey Goldman Sachs man..bum bum bum.Make me a plan. Make it the simplest tax plan you've ever seen.

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One from column A?

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Good luck!!!!>^o.o^<

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I know, I didn't say it was relaxing, god knows, but if you can try to relax your arm and side as much as you can, it really does hurt considerably less. It's ridiculously primitive though, isn't it? They'd probably never do this kind of barbaric procedure on a man--they'd find a far more comfortable way to do it.

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You got that right. The first time they told a man they were going to squash one of his balls in a metal vise, and then do the same to the other one afterwards, he'd get a lawyer and sue them.

I think it was Joan Rivers who did a routine about explaining mammograms to a man. She said go out to the car, lie down with your balls right behind a tire, and then have someone back the car up. I laughed until I choked.

I've been reading lately that ultrasound mammograms are just as effective, and might even be more effective. I had one last summer, it was OK.

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As someone who understands taxation, this is a GIANT windfall for rich folks and business taxpayers, a tiny sop for poof folks and, and a big giant FU to everyone in between.

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Yeah! I usually think a person's looks are off limits, but WTF is going on with his mouth!?

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I'm sure Betsy DeV would be just fine with it.

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Yes, we'll need to "move on." Fuck that.

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