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Trump's wall is the Great White Wall, intended to protect white fold from imaginary dangers. It is racism in concrete form.

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I think it's kind of nice of Trump to offer all that scrap metal to poor Mexicans. I'm sure several hundred miles of it would be worth something in the junk market. It could be melted down and beaten into plowshares.

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Oh, I did not know that. Thanks.

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Look on the bright side. Not many people in the "developed world" have had a chance to actually watch as their nation breaks down around them.

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That's Giuliani's stage name.

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I assume you mean the full-page lingerie ads.

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Brazil meat comes from what used to be the rain forest. Just saying.

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Well, I wouldn't say no to a Zero.

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Any Wagner Alumni out there? https://docs.google.com/for...

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Hey, it worked for George at Walnuts' funeral.

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Nuts, caramel, nougat, and white chocolate. You have to have a serious sweet tooth, I will confess.

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I've pretty much never met a candy bar that I didn't like.

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I would think any pre-nup signed years ago would lean heavily in The Dotard's favor.

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I never doubted it.

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Dude. You are not still 13. Just as I am not still 13, which I learned two days before Christmas whilst trampolining with my kids. Hyperextended my knee, and while I'm on the mend and it's definitely not as serious as a torn meniscus, I'm definitely regretting that decision.

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