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phoenix00's avatar

Just like this entire administration.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Kahlua and Tang - an Orange Russian!

norcalOG's avatar

If we’d really like to see Trump nominate a blithering and extremely unqualified idiot, he should swing for the fences. Introducing Amb. Kanye West, uneducated, untranslatable, and proudly clueless. Bonus? Mrs. West’s presence for support and adding serious heat to the UN. Who’s with me?

Pm Deering's avatar

Doktor Zoom: haha, "We believe she just got the Goodbye Look."

...with the stupid hat, the glasses and the gun hahaha

Pm Deering's avatar

"won't you pour me a Cuban Breeze, Gretchen..."

Zyxomma's avatar

My guess is that Trump was looking for a UN ambassador at mar-a-lardo this weekend.

Steely_Fan's avatar

Of course, as soon as I read this, the tune started playing in my head. For any young 'uns who don't get the ref, here it is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L6...BTW, one of my all-time fave Donald Fagen tracks and also one of Larry Carlton's tastiest solos, IMHO

Rotisserie Teal's avatar

Like that would be an impediment in today's D.C. climate?

Rotisserie Teal's avatar

Yes. I too, jaded old curmudgeon that I am, took great comfort in the Parkland kids reaction to the horror they endured. Not just that they were strong and resolute. But that they are FIERCE. They know the terrain of media better than any of us olds and have no fucks to give.

Between them and needing to see the G.O.T. final season, I'm going to hang around a while myself and see if I can't help.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

You misspelled PVER LVDERE

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Trump has plenty of illegals working for him, with phony papers and all. What a country.

chronozoan's avatar

did Yarr Nettin' Yahoo ever get Nikki Haley those 400 shekels she asked for?

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I'm getting so much mileage out of this one.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

I was going to ask why Bolton wasn't already just musical-chaired back to the UN if no one else had mentioned him.