That might explain a lot, actually Donald Trump is, as we all know, the biggest Christian to ever run for president, because he even thinks the Bible is an even better book than The Art of the Deal. So it should be no surprise that he has chosen as his "liaison on Christian policy," which is a job that every campaign has these days, one
HA! Thus PROVING that global warming is a HOAX! Volcano blows up, eliminates 90% of mammalian life, and things COOL DOWN! Science thus PROVES we must extract oil as fast as we can burn it, to raise the temperature as a buffer against this clear and present danger!
I write to you on behalf of my client, Jesus of Nazareth.
As his attorney I have had to represent him,throughout the ages; correcting inaccurate historical accounts,defending his good name against defamation and making sure his legitimate interests in the material world are tended to.
Your article linking my client to this Frank Amedia is just one of the many poorly researched media hit pieces prevalent in The United States of America. Lord knows you are not the first periodical to present a charlatan as an instrument of my client's divine will and you will, regrettably, not be the last.
Your credulous acceptance and reporting of Frank Amedia's claim that he represents my client would be considered actionable IF my client sought to pursue it in a court of law.
Happily, my client has instructed me that ,in this case, he wishes that you be admonished and shown forgiveness. Please desist from publishing any articles, blog posts or you tube videos which take the word of Frank Amedia as evidence of a connection between Frank Amedia and my client. You should also perform some charitable work for the less fortunate and say five Our Fathers.
I would be remiss if I did not tell you at this point that my client, though slow to anger and quick to forgive, has been known to smite unrepentant and intractable scribes with unpleasant afflictions. Bill O'reilly and Ann Coulter are two examples of this as my client has, sadly, allowed them to age in a most gruesome manner.
Respectfully,
Larry Of Nazareth, ESQ.Howard, Fine and Howard Attorneys at Law
For the record, I'm a religious type, but I don't mind swear words (though they don't take the place of actual points in an argument) or gynecological/scatological terms (though they don't substitute for an actual punch line in humor).
I don't know if this guy is crazy enough to be Trump material. I think Drumpf should try harder.
"Pakistan-based evangelical network" sounds fishy, somehow.
I think they're gonna need a longer ladder.
I believe this election cycle is never going to reach peak derp.
I thought "rolling" meant taking money from someone who is completely insensible and unable to understand anything going on around them.
Oh, wait...
"Touch Heaven" and "...take a crack at it." Makes sense to me.
Fucked, we are.
So ... you're telling me that I can get in touch with him by dialing up a big O?
examines vibrator, turns dial back one notch from max, to avoid accidentally contacting weirdo telescammervangelist at a wholly inappropriate moment
These folks meet and exceed.
Or synecdoche.
That's 'cause we're AmeriCANS!
Vitamins!
HA! Thus PROVING that global warming is a HOAX! Volcano blows up, eliminates 90% of mammalian life, and things COOL DOWN! Science thus PROVES we must extract oil as fast as we can burn it, to raise the temperature as a buffer against this clear and present danger!
Think you can just handwave it away like that?
Sirs,
I write to you on behalf of my client, Jesus of Nazareth.
As his attorney I have had to represent him,throughout the ages; correcting inaccurate historical accounts,defending his good name against defamation and making sure his legitimate interests in the material world are tended to.
Your article linking my client to this Frank Amedia is just one of the many poorly researched media hit pieces prevalent in The United States of America. Lord knows you are not the first periodical to present a charlatan as an instrument of my client's divine will and you will, regrettably, not be the last.
Your credulous acceptance and reporting of Frank Amedia's claim that he represents my client would be considered actionable IF my client sought to pursue it in a court of law.
Happily, my client has instructed me that ,in this case, he wishes that you be admonished and shown forgiveness. Please desist from publishing any articles, blog posts or you tube videos which take the word of Frank Amedia as evidence of a connection between Frank Amedia and my client. You should also perform some charitable work for the less fortunate and say five Our Fathers.
I would be remiss if I did not tell you at this point that my client, though slow to anger and quick to forgive, has been known to smite unrepentant and intractable scribes with unpleasant afflictions. Bill O'reilly and Ann Coulter are two examples of this as my client has, sadly, allowed them to age in a most gruesome manner.
Respectfully,
Larry Of Nazareth, ESQ.Howard, Fine and Howard Attorneys at Law
For the record, I'm a religious type, but I don't mind swear words (though they don't take the place of actual points in an argument) or gynecological/scatological terms (though they don't substitute for an actual punch line in humor).