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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

You 'ad paddle?

Looxury!

Me Old Dad used to throw us off ferry and we 'ad to swim to shore by the power we could generate by gulpin' great seawater and forcin' in and out noses.

And then 'e would poonch out our lights i' front of dorm mates.

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SterWonk's avatar

It's called Housing First, it's really effective, and Utah used the idea to drastically reduce homelessness... until its budget was slashed.

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

Is she even capable of crying? I don't believe she cares enough about him to react with more than a "what? oh, okay" and going about her business.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

They got permission to expand the TrumpDouchebag?

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Its funny because its true.

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SayItWithWookies's avatar

I wish my name was Hunter Biden! I could go abroad, make millions off of my father's presidency.Oh, Junior -- I sooooooo wish Hunter was getting rich off his dad's presidency right now. Weird that we agree on that, but as usual, you're still wrong.

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

I think the larger issue would be to ask who would have the emptiness of soul to actually invite these hypocritical pukes on their show to spew their bile? Laura?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Which orifice did Dumbass Jr pull that $1.5 billion figure out of?

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JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

Did he ever have a good hair day?https://i.pinimg.com/origin...

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Emil Muz's avatar

one that get's regular use, but not much exposure....

FDF! if you are prowling on the interwebs right now, on a choco-buzz, I suggest you get to sleep, b/c I think there's gonna be some shit going down tomorrow (today).

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phoenix00's avatar

Fox News exclusive!

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phoenix00's avatar

I did not know anything about President Biden!

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phoenix00's avatar

The money Jarevanka made is coming *from* China, Russia, and Ukraine.

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phoenix00's avatar

You should've used the line "Don't you know WHO I AM??"

Works every single time!

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phoenix00's avatar

This concept is juuuust complicated enough to fly over the heads of Uday AND Qusay.

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phoenix00's avatar

Remember: reduce, reuse, AND recycle!

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