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wavicles's avatar

Metric says 13

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wavicles's avatar

You'll learn from terrific teachers

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

No one else could be worthy to take over for him if he snuffs it.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

That's post tornado...

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Step one, find a horde of gullible marks.That must be the "Networking" class.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

I was expecting Comic Sans.

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Resistance Fighter MausFeet's avatar

Let's all pool our money for a wonkcave, and make it this place.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I CERTAINLY bid no Drumpfs.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

uh, I believe you want that brain over there....

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

He'll just clone himself a mini-me because the only thing nearly as good as Trump is a tiny clone of himself....then he can refer to himself as "king sized" Trump

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malsperanza's avatar

"I’ve won most of the lawsuits" -- a ringing endorsement for the presidency if ever I've heard one.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Republicans are so used to being ripped off by rich white men with megalomaniac delusions of grandeur and more greed than 10,000 babies who've never been taught to share distilled into one. If anything, they are like Dana Carvey's curmudgeon character, "and we like it that way!". Trump's numbers will probably go up from this....he's speakin' their language.

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malsperanza's avatar

A visionary concept of the art of teaching. Just as this country is about to learn a very important lesson about democracy.

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malsperanza's avatar

I'm still waiting for the debacle of Trump's Atlantic City casinos to get any press. Considering what he did to the economy of that sad, struggling NJ town ("Flint-by-the-Sea"), Christie's endorsement is all the more mindboggling.

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malsperanza's avatar

Ed Koch and Rudy Giuliani both had a hand in the rise of the Turnip. And whoever thought it was a good idea to give him a TV show.

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malsperanza's avatar

Be grateful it involves fruit, not racial groups, children with disabilities, cancer patients, or abused animals.

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