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Vienna Woods's avatar

Piped in perfume in the lobby? Crosses Trump International off places to visit

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

It's another Gram Parsons song. Music for crying into your beer.

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Chris Johnson's avatar

Yes… yes it is :)

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I eat tainted caviar, 'cause I know I'm goin' to win. Good place for a $1000 wedding, though.

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bobbert's avatar

It's the t-r-i-g

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fuflans's avatar

speaking of birthers, huffpo shows me that orly taitz has got quite fat.

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PubOption's avatar

Just how long have you been there?

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bobbert's avatar

Vealthuselah!

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bobbert's avatar

It morphs into tiny belugas?

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bobbert's avatar

Don't try the veal.

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bobbert's avatar

How many bacteria can dance on the head of a pin?

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bobbert's avatar

That's a clown building, bro.

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diogenez's avatar

Coming soon: Trump Petri Dish!

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diogenez's avatar

This is just going to make him shouty.

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PsycWench's avatar

Isn't it about time he traded in the current wife? That can get expensive too.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...one time I walked into a gas station restroom and saw shyt on the ceiling, now I know what happened!

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