It’s been roughly twenty minutes since our boy Donald Q. Worthington Trump has been in the news, so here’s some background in case you’re unfamiliar with the underreported saga of everyone’s favorite honey-tinted quaff: The Donald is amassively successful
The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I eat tainted caviar, 'cause I know I'm goin' to win. Good place for a $1000 wedding, though.
Piped in perfume in the lobby? Crosses Trump International off places to visit
It's another Gram Parsons song. Music for crying into your beer.
Yes… yes it is :)
The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I eat tainted caviar, 'cause I know I'm goin' to win. Good place for a $1000 wedding, though.
It's the t-r-i-g
speaking of birthers, huffpo shows me that orly taitz has got quite fat.
Just how long have you been there?
Vealthuselah!
It morphs into tiny belugas?
Don't try the veal.
How many bacteria can dance on the head of a pin?
That's a clown building, bro.
Coming soon: Trump Petri Dish!
This is just going to make him shouty.
Isn't it about time he traded in the current wife? That can get expensive too.
...one time I walked into a gas station restroom and saw shyt on the ceiling, now I know what happened!