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Vienna Woods's avatar

Piped in perfume in the lobby? Crosses Trump International off places to visit

FeloniousMonk's avatar

It's another Gram Parsons song. Music for crying into your beer.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I eat tainted caviar, 'cause I know I'm goin' to win. Good place for a $1000 wedding, though.

bobbert's avatar

It's the t-r-i-g

fuflans's avatar

speaking of birthers, huffpo shows me that orly taitz has got quite fat.

PubOption's avatar

Just how long have you been there?

bobbert's avatar

It morphs into tiny belugas?

bobbert's avatar

Don't try the veal.

bobbert's avatar

How many bacteria can dance on the head of a pin?

bobbert's avatar

That's a clown building, bro.

diogenez's avatar

Coming soon: Trump Petri Dish!

diogenez's avatar

This is just going to make him shouty.

PsycWench's avatar

Isn't it about time he traded in the current wife? That can get expensive too.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...one time I walked into a gas station restroom and saw shyt on the ceiling, now I know what happened!