Oh hey guys, some shocking and unfathomable breaking news: Bill O’Reilly repeatedly said he was somewhere and saw something when he was not in fact there and did not in fact see that thing — to the fainting couch, we know!
"We won't keep responding to all these unproven accusations because they keep getting proved."
Go home, Bill. You're drunk!
"and it smells awful funny, too"
that's just the flop sweat- it causes B.O.
You see, you've had a wonderful life, Doc.
I dunno. Opening segment last night was a classic takedown of all RW media. An all-timer...
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/...
He was in El Salvador when he saw the pictures! And there probably were street riots, too, or at least a really cranky donkey.
They do seem to be accumulating. One might get the impression he is not all he says he is...
I prefer Hap. https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Look: let's just drop him off in the middle of Syria and if he gets back to America we will all applaud him.
50 of millions....
https://vine.co/v/O2qFXmwW9uz
Hells, I heard about women running off to be ISIS brides and the reporting was really great so...maybe I'm an ISIS bride?
I'm willing to compromise. Drop him off halfway between here and Syria.
From what height?
Doesn't matter. By my calculations, he'd be 200 miles off the coast of the Azores.
Well, I saw the Hindenburg! Oh, the bold, fresh piece of humanity!!
If "humanity" equals "sh^t."
the right height
"We won't keep responding to all these unproven accusations because they keep getting proved."
Go home, Bill. You're drunk!
"and it smells awful funny, too"
that's just the flop sweat- it causes B.O.
You see, you've had a wonderful life, Doc.
I dunno. Opening segment last night was a classic takedown of all RW media. An all-timer...
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/...
He was in El Salvador when he saw the pictures! And there probably were street riots, too, or at least a really cranky donkey.
They do seem to be accumulating. One might get the impression he is not all he says he is...
I prefer Hap. https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Look: let's just drop him off in the middle of Syria and if he gets back to America we will all applaud him.
50 of millions....
https://vine.co/v/O2qFXmwW9uz
Hells, I heard about women running off to be ISIS brides and the reporting was really great so...maybe I'm an ISIS bride?
I'm willing to compromise. Drop him off halfway between here and Syria.
From what height?
Doesn't matter. By my calculations, he'd be 200 miles off the coast of the Azores.
Well, I saw the Hindenburg! Oh, the bold, fresh piece of humanity!!
If "humanity" equals "sh^t."
the right height