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"We won't keep responding to all these unproven accusations because they keep getting proved."

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Go home, Bill. You're drunk!

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"and it smells awful funny, too"

that's just the flop sweat- it causes B.O.

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You see, you've had a wonderful life, Doc.

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I dunno. Opening segment last night was a classic takedown of all RW media. An all-timer...

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/...

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He was in El Salvador when he saw the pictures! And there probably were street riots, too, or at least a really cranky donkey.

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They do seem to be accumulating. One might get the impression he is not all he says he is...

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Look: let's just drop him off in the middle of Syria and if he gets back to America we will all applaud him.

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Hells, I heard about women running off to be ISIS brides and the reporting was really great so...maybe I'm an ISIS bride?

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I'm willing to compromise. Drop him off halfway between here and Syria.

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From what height?

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Doesn't matter. By my calculations, he'd be 200 miles off the coast of the Azores.

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Well, I saw the Hindenburg! Oh, the bold, fresh piece of humanity!!

If "humanity" equals "sh^t."

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the right height

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