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* "Late during last Friday night's blogger happy hour, INPY drunkenly punched me in the face. I told him to take off his glasses and I slugged him right back, square in the jaw. We then hugged it out like men." [ Arjewtino ]
* Many Washingtonians are apparently overworked. Or homeless. [ Washington Post ]
* "It was like Christmas...for a Jew...in September." [ Average Jane ]
* Environmental awareness or elaborate, not-so-subtle WMATA marketing ploy/conspiracy? We report, you decide. [ NotionsCapital ]
* Aesop Rock @ 9: 30 Club, "He didn't remind us who he was every ten minutes, nor did he rely on excessive call and response with the audience." And thus, rap music was saved. [ DCist ]