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Lefty Mark's avatar

What, you're telling me that the agent was supposed to do the cavity check only with his hand??

Lefty Mark's avatar

There's an exception for packages.

ThatDale's avatar

I was a costumer in college, and the inseam measurement was always fraught. However, we pushed it further by inventing an "armpit-to-crotch" measurement for actors who were dicks.

ThatDale's avatar

There's a name for it?? Besides "masturbation" I mean?

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

You think male TSA's pat down female passengers?

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

OK, now. Put your feet in the stirrups and try to relax......

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Derek Smalls! I love your bass playing on "Rock 'n Roll Creation".

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

This perv and his accomplice may appear to be stupid beyond belief but as you know, you go to penis-groping strategies with the penis-groping strategy you have, not the penis-groping strategy you might want or wish to have at a later time

Michael Coyne's avatar

I have always maintained that a good TSA pat-down done right is a relaxing prelude to an uncomfortable flight - but I never was asking for a happy ending !

Lefty Mark's avatar

Afterward he offered to let you perform a similar screening on him, right?

Lefty Mark's avatar

"You won't believe what I found during this one pat-down. The passenger really was trying to hide the salami!"

Lefty Mark's avatar

There is a strict division of labor at Airport Security. Customs agents hand-check the luggage and TSA agents hand-check the packages.

Nounverb911's avatar

I read on the internets that Larry Craig is disappointed he missed his chance to take a wide stance on this.

Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

Just an added benefit the TSA provides.