I was a costumer in college, and the inseam measurement was always fraught. However, we pushed it further by inventing an "armpit-to-crotch" measurement for actors who were dicks.
This perv and his accomplice may appear to be stupid beyond belief but as you know, you go to penis-groping strategies with the penis-groping strategy you have, not the penis-groping strategy you might want or wish to have at a later time
I have always maintained that a good TSA pat-down done right is a relaxing prelude to an uncomfortable flight - but I never was asking for a happy ending !
What, you're telling me that the agent was supposed to do the cavity check only with his hand??
There's an exception for packages.
Ew. Also too.
I was a costumer in college, and the inseam measurement was always fraught. However, we pushed it further by inventing an "armpit-to-crotch" measurement for actors who were dicks.
There's a name for it?? Besides "masturbation" I mean?
I... what?
You think male TSA's pat down female passengers?
OK, now. Put your feet in the stirrups and try to relax......
Derek Smalls! I love your bass playing on "Rock 'n Roll Creation".
This perv and his accomplice may appear to be stupid beyond belief but as you know, you go to penis-groping strategies with the penis-groping strategy you have, not the penis-groping strategy you might want or wish to have at a later time
I have always maintained that a good TSA pat-down done right is a relaxing prelude to an uncomfortable flight - but I never was asking for a happy ending !
Afterward he offered to let you perform a similar screening on him, right?
"You won't believe what I found during this one pat-down. The passenger really was trying to hide the salami!"
There is a strict division of labor at Airport Security. Customs agents hand-check the luggage and TSA agents hand-check the packages.
I read on the internets that Larry Craig is disappointed he missed his chance to take a wide stance on this.
Just an added benefit the TSA provides.