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Lefty Mark's avatar

What, you're telling me that the agent was supposed to do the cavity check only with his hand??

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Lefty Mark's avatar

There's an exception for packages.

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ThatDale's avatar

Ew. Also too.

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ThatDale's avatar

I was a costumer in college, and the inseam measurement was always fraught. However, we pushed it further by inventing an "armpit-to-crotch" measurement for actors who were dicks.

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ThatDale's avatar

There's a name for it?? Besides "masturbation" I mean?

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ThatDale's avatar

I... what?

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

You think male TSA's pat down female passengers?

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

OK, now. Put your feet in the stirrups and try to relax......

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Derek Smalls! I love your bass playing on "Rock 'n Roll Creation".

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

This perv and his accomplice may appear to be stupid beyond belief but as you know, you go to penis-groping strategies with the penis-groping strategy you have, not the penis-groping strategy you might want or wish to have at a later time

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Michael Coyne's avatar

I have always maintained that a good TSA pat-down done right is a relaxing prelude to an uncomfortable flight - but I never was asking for a happy ending !

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Afterward he offered to let you perform a similar screening on him, right?

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"You won't believe what I found during this one pat-down. The passenger really was trying to hide the salami!"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

There is a strict division of labor at Airport Security. Customs agents hand-check the luggage and TSA agents hand-check the packages.

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Nounverb911's avatar

I read on the internets that Larry Craig is disappointed he missed his chance to take a wide stance on this.

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Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

Just an added benefit the TSA provides.

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