Are you planning to travel from a place to another place by way of airplane in the next month or so? Well, if you happen to spot people in the airport who are abstaining from "from any food, water, smoking, or vices of any kind," do not be afraid, says the Transportation Security Administration! Those weirdos are probably not terrorists who are going to shoe-bomb you with their bigger-than-3-ounces bottle of shampoo. No, they are just Muslims:
On my husband's fB page, one of his "good ol' boy" friends has posted that stupid thing about how great drug testing for Welfare recipients is going to be in Florida. Now, I know for a FACT that this guy used to do drugs regularly. But I guess that was different...
In my case, it sure as Allah beats the &quot;On Parole/The Bishop&quot; from <i>Les Miserables</i> that&#039;s going on its third day.
I <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2013\/07\/08\/zimmermans-attorney-low-dose-of-marijuana-can-lead-to-aggression\/" target="_blank">heard</a> even tiny amounts of weed make you aggressive, so clearly we all better stay the fuck away from you and call the SWAT team.
I thought Hell&#039;s torments was the the Hell&#039;s Angels women&#039;s auxiliary group
I blame Amanda Bynes
they&#039;ll blow it against an SEC team again this year
puff puff pass
ever watched one of them drug fiends ransack a bag of Doritos? case closed...
that would explain glasspusher&#039;s new hat...
those whiners never get tired of feeling sorry for themselves
they seem to spend their entire existence trying to pry Jesus off that cross so they can take his place...
Wow. That would get your comments blocked on HuffPo.
On my husband&#039;s fB page, one of his &quot;good ol&#039; boy&quot; friends has posted that stupid thing about how great drug testing for Welfare recipients is going to be in Florida. Now, I know for a FACT that this guy used to do drugs regularly. But I guess that was different...
Take pity on him; his in-law problems are greater than your own.
&quot;Sorry ma&#039;am, you can&#039;t get on the plane with those jugs...&quot;
When the stick-shaker told them they were at stall speed, they did everything they could to avoid spilling the bongwater.
In my case, it sure as Allah beats the &quot;On Parole/The Bishop&quot; from <i>Les Miserables</i> that&#039;s going on its third day.
I never drink that stuff straight.
I <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2013\/07\/08\/zimmermans-attorney-low-dose-of-marijuana-can-lead-to-aggression\/" target="_blank">heard</a> even tiny amounts of weed make you aggressive, so clearly we all better stay the fuck away from you and call the SWAT team.