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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought Hell's torments was the the Hell's Angels women's auxiliary group

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they'll blow it against an SEC team again this year

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ever watched one of them drug fiends ransack a bag of Doritos? case closed...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that would explain glasspusher's new hat...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

those whiners never get tired of feeling sorry for themselves

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they seem to spend their entire existence trying to pry Jesus off that cross so they can take his place...

Vienna Woods's avatar

Wow. That would get your comments blocked on HuffPo.

Vienna Woods's avatar

On my husband's fB page, one of his "good ol' boy" friends has posted that stupid thing about how great drug testing for Welfare recipients is going to be in Florida. Now, I know for a FACT that this guy used to do drugs regularly. But I guess that was different...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Take pity on him; his in-law problems are greater than your own.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Sorry ma'am, you can't get on the plane with those jugs..."

Lot_49's avatar

When the stick-shaker told them they were at stall speed, they did everything they could to avoid spilling the bongwater.

WA Bishop's avatar

In my case, it sure as Allah beats the "On Parole/The Bishop" from <i>Les Miserables</i> that's going on its third day.

SullivanSt's avatar

I <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2013\/07\/08\/zimmermans-attorney-low-dose-of-marijuana-can-lead-to-aggression\/" target="_blank">heard</a> even tiny amounts of weed make you aggressive, so clearly we all better stay the fuck away from you and call the SWAT team.