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eddi_TBH's avatar

We're still not gonna get a kiss are we?

Querolous's avatar

Next thing you know there will be diet pepsi wielding Muslin women on planes.

BadExampleMan's avatar

Points for the Firefly ref.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

I wonder - when a member of congress gets groped by TSA, does he or she giggle?

kbbaldwin2's avatar

California libel: We have wingnut state legislators who have done the same thing.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

We brought two cats back from Bolivia (long story) and altho we were required to have paperwork, no one looked at the cats, the paperwork, or the cat carrier coming thru security or customs. Exception - every little kid in the airport had to look at the cats.

Lizzietish81's avatar

Before 9/11, my brother had been hired by Argenbright, the company that did the security for Logan. His main asset was that he is huge. He was being paid minimum wage and was let go for "moving around too much"

So when 9/11 happened he was not at all surprised. Argenbright no longer does security for Logan.

Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

potential baddies slip through the cracks

ISWYDT!

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Once again, the Onion nails it:

TSA Agents To Now Simply Stand At Checkpoints And Remind Passengers That We All Die Someday

Content unavailable's avatar

Don't we understand that TSA is pure ceremony?

Left Coast Tom's avatar

found 73 people working in the airline industry who should have been flagged for their “terrorism-related category codes” as security risks.

If any of them are airline CEOs that would explain a lot about the US air travel experience.

Metadude's avatar

But if you take Amtrak you'll miss the sweet Denver Reacharound!