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Tubbs Jones' Resurrection Makes John Kerry Appear Foolish
We do not wish to make jokes about Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones' death and resurrection. But we do want John Kerry to learn his lesson. It's kind of WEIRD when you first hear about someone's death in one of John Kerry's 977 daily e-mails. For Christ's sake, let the body settle! Because she was not dead after all, and now you are creepy.