Turns out walking piece of barely human garbage and professional Fox News dick-sucker Tucker Carlson has a brother named Buckley (yes, we know, and we can only imagine Tucker's life-long fraternal envy, since he must have been named for one of the lesser
You are a fucking asshole, a reprehensible boor that is beneath contempt. I survived a violent sexual assault I still carry scars from. I hope you do too jerk.
Yeah . . . that 'humor' is something a not-too-bright 13-year-old might come up with on a bad day in the back of the school bus. Not just sexist, but really, really stupid.
I have it from a friend who has a reliable source that these boys were trained at infancy to perform public acts of gay incest. No irony in names like Tucker and Buckley; we can all guess who the catcher is. I welcome any cheerful, polite requests to clarify and correct this BREAKING STORY, and would like to add that the link 'Carlsons69' was pounded out by my cat while I was AFK, and has since been redacted. I'm sure Rosebud didn't intend anything other than her usual feline chaos. No whiny bitches need reply.
They're interchangeable.
I wish all the young women Tuck and Buck date raped would come forward.
You are a fucking asshole, a reprehensible boor that is beneath contempt. I survived a violent sexual assault I still carry scars from. I hope you do too jerk.
"A stalactite won't goose you, but a stalag-mite." is how I was taught.
Just binders full of them.
When he's not soiling his diaper, that is.
Ducks, curiously, being one of the only creatures whose female reproductive systems really do have a way of shutting that whole thing down.
I'm so disgusted after reading that.
"she has extreme dick-fright;"
You know who else has extreme dick fright? Good old Tucker. That's why he beats up guys in rest-rooms.
Probably the same one he had back in '04:
"stop hurting America"
Yeah . . . that 'humor' is something a not-too-bright 13-year-old might come up with on a bad day in the back of the school bus. Not just sexist, but really, really stupid.
I'm sure she spends her time counting bank balances and ceiling tiles.
I have it from a friend who has a reliable source that these boys were trained at infancy to perform public acts of gay incest. No irony in names like Tucker and Buckley; we can all guess who the catcher is. I welcome any cheerful, polite requests to clarify and correct this BREAKING STORY, and would like to add that the link 'Carlsons69' was pounded out by my cat while I was AFK, and has since been redacted. I'm sure Rosebud didn't intend anything other than her usual feline chaos. No whiny bitches need reply.
Hi-yo!
As far as that WASP spunkflute is concerned, there is nowhere near enough pimp slapping being done to him.
I would even go as far to say that there is a definitive deficit of much needed pimp slapping to Tucker Carlson's face.
Damn. I wish I could see the exchange between Bucker and Tuckley after the "reply-all" where Tuckley turns whiny and Bucker turns into his bitch.
Y'know, I almost feel sorry for the guy growing up. So many opportunities for sobriquets.
Then I remember he probably went to prep school so this name was actual déclassé so fuck him, the little Peckerhead.