This piece has been UPDATED, because this is a post about Tucker Carlson being creepy about transgender people in bathrooms, and we are smacking ourselves on the face and on the bottom, because we forgot to talk about that in the context of the time Tucker
Bill O'Reilly was there reporting the entire assault by Tuck and Friend. O'Reilly got hit in the head by a roll of toilet paper just a second after the cameraman turned off the camera. </snark>
Interesting that Tucker Carlson, offended in a toilet, instead of saying "Fuck off, pal," went out and flagged down a bigger and stronger and (probably endowed with a less doughy physique) buddy, to bravely and jointly beat up the scarey perceived offender. Does this suggest in some subtle way that Tucker is, kind of, I feel like, a pathetic dweeb, perhaps? It would be irresponsible and so forth.
The O'Reilly meltdown du jour is that he didn't really witness, firsthand, fatal terrorist bombings in Belfast.
Did he really hit the beaches of Normandy in the first assault? I dunno but I've seen pictures and even films so I think I should get credit for being there.
He wouldn't even have to take her to a frat party since she pre-roofies herself
Such a heartwarming Toyota commercial . Like my mothers blissful smile.
"Calling Lorena Bobbitt! Lorena Bobbit, please. Stat!"
A roast with real fire? When? Tickets?
Finding it is the hard part ...
Dead horse I think.
Bill O'Reilly was there reporting the entire assault by Tuck and Friend. O'Reilly got hit in the head by a roll of toilet paper just a second after the cameraman turned off the camera. </snark>
Best thread title I ever saw at Democratic Underground - pardon the all-caps, but that's the way it was: "TUCKER CARLSON GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SCUMBAG"
Oh look! Two dumb white guys sitting on either of a blonde chick with a short skirt and nice legs! How original Fox News!
The handy dandy response to people afraid to use public restrooms for fear of being hit on by the gays etc. is, "Don't flatter yourself."
Interesting that Tucker Carlson, offended in a toilet, instead of saying "Fuck off, pal," went out and flagged down a bigger and stronger and (probably endowed with a less doughy physique) buddy, to bravely and jointly beat up the scarey perceived offender. Does this suggest in some subtle way that Tucker is, kind of, I feel like, a pathetic dweeb, perhaps? It would be irresponsible and so forth.
Tucker was beating himself in the restroom before the transgendered. Wankus interuptus is infuriating.
Seriously, to see a chick with a bigger dick, must have enraged poor little Tucker. Do you think that is a fypo on his Birth Cert.?
Tucker? Sounds more like a name for a Basset Hound
The O'Reilly meltdown du jour is that he didn't really witness, firsthand, fatal terrorist bombings in Belfast.
Did he really hit the beaches of Normandy in the first assault? I dunno but I've seen pictures and even films so I think I should get credit for being there.
Nobody has ever taken Tucker Carlson seriously except his trust fund administrators because it's their job.
Wait, is Tucker saying that ISIS is a "sacred cow" of the Right? Wow, that's some candor there!
Tucker Carlson is the only person on the face of the earth unaware that he isn't the least bit clever.