Tucker Carlson's "O" face Have you been wondering what kind of Hot Sexxxytime Pix Tucker Carlson likes best? No, of course not, but that is not going to stop us from telling you. It turns out that when Tucker Carlson slides down his tighty-whities and looks at the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated (for the articles, uh uh), he
Truth is, he is terrified of these women! Any of them could beat the ever loving fuck out of him! (Ronda Rowsey? HOT DAMN baby!). Carelson would be screaming his safe word within 2 seconds!
He prefers malnutritioned ladies on account of they are weaker and easier for pigshit carelson to control. Wimp.
When your sex fantasies tend toward 12-year-old Russian models, it is time to consider you might be projecting that fantasy on all the women you know. You are a sick mofo, and now the world knows it.
Not funny. I dont particularly like Carlson but he said nothing wrong at all in that video. He said all the models looked fantastic and was very respectful.
No, he has not.
Dayamn...Hell-LOOOOO, Ashley!
I would say Ann Coulter, but Coulter only fucks black guys generally...and only three-at-a-time.
And possibly find him disgusting in a few ways yet to be discovered, too.
As if he would have a chance with any of them.
You are gay Tucker. No one doesn't think so.
I feel like it would be painful to touch that woman. She's all pointy angles . . . gah, I'll spare you all the next thought that came to mind there.
Big ups for using the phrase "gay as the day is long"! It's one of my personal favorites and makes me want to hug you!
Truth is, he is terrified of these women! Any of them could beat the ever loving fuck out of him! (Ronda Rowsey? HOT DAMN baby!). Carelson would be screaming his safe word within 2 seconds!
He prefers malnutritioned ladies on account of they are weaker and easier for pigshit carelson to control. Wimp.
When your sex fantasies tend toward 12-year-old Russian models, it is time to consider you might be projecting that fantasy on all the women you know. You are a sick mofo, and now the world knows it.
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Those ladies are all crazy hot. He's a freak and not in the good fun way.
Nope.
If you have a problem with head sized breasts you don't belong in America.
Poor guy. Pictures of the sort of women he likes are just SO RARE./sarcasm
Not funny. I dont particularly like Carlson but he said nothing wrong at all in that video. He said all the models looked fantastic and was very respectful.