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Parakeetist's avatar

No, he has not.

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CaptainCommonsense's avatar

Dayamn...Hell-LOOOOO, Ashley!

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CaptainCommonsense's avatar

I would say Ann Coulter, but Coulter only fucks black guys generally...and only three-at-a-time.

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

And possibly find him disgusting in a few ways yet to be discovered, too.

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Thorn Spike's avatar

As if he would have a chance with any of them.

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UpMuuchtooolate's avatar

You are gay Tucker. No one doesn't think so.

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Invidosa's avatar

I feel like it would be painful to touch that woman. She's all pointy angles . . . gah, I'll spare you all the next thought that came to mind there.

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Invidosa's avatar

Big ups for using the phrase "gay as the day is long"! It's one of my personal favorites and makes me want to hug you!

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Invidosa's avatar

Truth is, he is terrified of these women! Any of them could beat the ever loving fuck out of him! (Ronda Rowsey? HOT DAMN baby!). Carelson would be screaming his safe word within 2 seconds!

He prefers malnutritioned ladies on account of they are weaker and easier for pigshit carelson to control. Wimp.

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Shartiblartfat's avatar

When your sex fantasies tend toward 12-year-old Russian models, it is time to consider you might be projecting that fantasy on all the women you know. You are a sick mofo, and now the world knows it.

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Shartiblartfat's avatar

UPVOTE**2

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YourNameHere's avatar

Those ladies are all crazy hot. He's a freak and not in the good fun way.

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YourNameHere's avatar

Nope.

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Jay Vaughn's avatar

If you have a problem with head sized breasts you don't belong in America.

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Fred_the_Dog's avatar

Poor guy. Pictures of the sort of women he likes are just SO RARE./sarcasm

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Idle Prentice's avatar

Not funny. I dont particularly like Carlson but he said nothing wrong at all in that video. He said all the models looked fantastic and was very respectful.

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