Tucker Carlson doing 2010-era Glenn Beck with "the guy who banged Obama" sure yup!
Hey pallies, it’s your Wonkette evening news roundup! We’re doing a late lunch version and an evening version, or they’re TOO LONG.
Of course, these feel TOO SHORT.
Oh well, have some stories! From Liz on Trump’s civil trials of LOL, I like to call this “The Alex Jones Question”:
“The truth or falsity of Mr. Trump’s 2019 statements therefore depends – like the truth or falsity of his 2022 statement – on whether Ms. Carroll lied about Mr. Trump sexually assaulting her,” Judge Kaplan wrote. “The jury’s finding that she did not therefore is binding in this case and precludes Mr. Trump from contesting the falsity of his 2019 statements.”
This means that the only issue for the jury is how big a check Trump will have to write.
This is so important. Get fucked, Greg Abbott.
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Yes, they only hire women and people of color when things are looking baaaad.
Heart-hug emoji face!
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Tucker Carlson is cosplaying 2010 Glenn Beck, so that’s a career choice.
LOL just kidding, I accused Tucker Carlson of “having a career.”
See you all in the ayem!
Cornell west. He makes some good policy points. Also, fuck that guy.