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I would "go" in Tucker's sauna

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Another ghost disqus?!👻

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Remember when American settlers handed out smallpox-infected blankets to Norwegians and then took all their land? Me neither.

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Well, maybe nobody is criticizing her because she isn't an aryan piece of shit.

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GOP: “Scandinavia is everything America should be.”

Then give us free healthcare, paid long term leave, and unfettered access to abortion like they have over there.

Also GOP: “We didn’t mean America should be like that!”

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Tucker would be unemployable if it weren’t for Fox.

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As they might say in Norway - “Han er en drittsekk.” (He is a shitbag.)

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What? This is exciting. And having the first left-handed 7 ft tall lady with red hair Secretary of the Interior would be extremely exciting too. Tucker hates joy.

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“We just meant America should be really white”

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With all the white people, but without all that socialism crap. Got it....SMH

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"The Scandinavian community"? As if Swedes or Danes would celebrate some Norwegian's success!

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Thank you. I love expanding my international swear vocabulary.

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It would suh suh suck to be Tucker Carlson.

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He would be my 2 uncles. And neither works for Fox. Or at all.

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Because he couldn’t get away with calling her half-breed. Got it.

Maybe on Sheet Night.

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Has there been a long history of people with red hair or left-handed people being discriminated against? Haha, trick question YES,

As a red headed left handed Catholic schoolgirl stepchild, I feel so seen. Thank you, Evan!

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