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DDB9000's avatar

"Yes, cause I'm no pedometer, even if I am a pedo-meeter"

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Give up you guys, Don't you know that Kate Mckinnon is in love with her.?

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

The were interesting cars

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Keith Taylor's avatar

It's true; very bad for your brain. I'm glad you don't do it.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Or just a dick.Dick libelz, of course.

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gogobooty's avatar

The fuck?

How does this gas even exist?

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Jim Peale's avatar

And Tucker served in which branch?

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BrianW's avatar

Kate can come along too! She's a smart woman, and smart is always sexy.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Most news channels don't want to cover these stories[.]Well, no Tuckems, they don't. Because they're much more reality grounded than your right-wing, white supremacist fever dreams.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Fuck Tucker Carlson, the end.

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DDB9000's avatar

And yet nearly every time I point out that the Democratic Party of the United States is a centre-right party at best*, people whine like crazy.

*yes, they do have more liberals than before, and even some progressives, but there are still too many DINOs

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Won't happen. The literally hundreds of thousands of people who started wearing flannel (the majority of which are plaid) during the grunge years and onward are not about to throw them out (assuming they still fit).

When that started it was the only time in my life when I was fashionable, but that was only cause living in a cold area, I'd worn them all my life.

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DDB9000's avatar

And yet he is an extremely cheap knock-off of a human being, so cheap that they wouldn't even have him on Canal Street.

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I suspect Mags is one of the mugs that Trump was telling...

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Isn't that when he has Infrastructure Week planned?

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To learn how to date Natalie Dormer?

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