Tucker Carlson Launches Another Website You Will Never Visit!

Jul 15, 2010

Future President of America Newt Gingrich is hosting his very own Beer Summit so the NAACP and the Tea Party can finally make amends and work together to impeach that evil, evil black man. [ The Hill: Twitter Room ]
The Daily Caller has acquired KeithOlbermann.com, because Tucker Carlson is a shrewd businessman and wants to be the leading wheeler and dealer of all things Keith Olbermann. [ The Daily Caller ]
Turd Blossom Karl Rove's biggest #1 regret is not doing a better job of defending the WMD fan fiction and all the other make-believe stories George Bush barfed up during his hilarious presidency. [ Daily Intel ]
A kind soul has sent anonymous snail mail to Arizona businesses reminding them that soon (but not soon enough!) Mexicans will be ILLEGAL, FAIR WARNING. [ Think Progress ]
The House passed a bill that is supposed to make "telecommuting" (blogging from home) more sexy and appealing for U.S. workers. Don't do it, it's a trap! [ The Caucus ]