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<i> “It was just too funny. The flesh is weak.” </i>

If by "flesh" you mean the part of the brain in which maturity and good judgement reside, you are right. The flesh is very weak indeed.

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I got a email from Keith wanting to help me increase my wanker size. I was extremely puzzled by this request because I was about 62% certain I never showed him my dingaling.

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That was beautiful. You're my favorite Titty

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<blockquote>...couldn't focus on anything beyond its potential to make a stupid joke.</blockquote>

You say that like it's a bad thing, Wook.

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Get a life Tucker and once you do, kill yourself.

Too mean?

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“Could you resist?” Carlson said. “It was just too funny...."

wow tucker, with this level of comedic genius you'll be headlining the white house correspondent's dinner before you know it.

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"Why are you such a dick" - Jon Stewart

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