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That face ...that look ... It's like he hasn't had a good shit in the last 2 weeks

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Never thought I'd see the day when the gqp would be on the side of typhoid Mary

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I have a strongly held religious belief that prevents me from dealing with unvaccinated people unless they're wearing a mask.

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Dear Tucker Carlson,

A hit dog does howl.

Sincerely, Every sane person in America

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Employer sent out a "what is even a vaccine?!" webinar today. You know, hoping to reach the idiots and convince them to go get one.

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I really hope that whoever administered his vaccine did so in the sight of cctv and the footage becomes available.

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See, if only black people in America had gone through Jim Crow and segregation, they'd know what us poor blameless white male Republicans are going through! Jeez, it's almost as bad as Jewish people not understanding why masks are the same thing as the Holocaust!

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Yes, just exactly like Jim Crow.

All you have to do to rejoin polite society is to get a free shot. Just like under Jim Crow, if you wanted rights, you just had to change your melanin levels. Eezy peezy.

But watch out for the J&J lynch mobs. It's a hidden side effect, Faux News said so.

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More like twenty years.

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TUCKER: "Forcing certain categories of citizens into separate, lesser accommodations, barring them from public places, treating them like lepers or untouchables, that was completely immoral and wrong. We were told that a lot and most of us strongly agreed it was wrong."

Is he finally defending transgender rights here? Good for him

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Did you all know that The Tucker has a day job. He cleans out the CIA's $8,500/mo toilets. See what happens when your sponsors bail on you!

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Jon Stewart was too kind to him.

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It must be hell inside Tucker Carlson's head.

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Can we violate the commenting rules when it comes to Tuckems? Pleeeease? This guy is a Grade- A jackass.

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My daughter lives in Canada. I haven't seen her in two years. I can't do a two week quarantine for lots of reasons.

I am vaccinated. Give me my damn vaccine passport. Like, yesterday. And shut the fuck up, Tucker.

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Most people would, I imagine, consider 400 years of slavery and genocide of the Native Americans as worse than Jim Crow.Not that Jim Crow was nice, but not quite as bad as the other two.I suppose Fucker could have gone with the Inquisition, but most USian fundies probably would be OK with a sect of Christians torturing and killing nonbelievers, as long as they were part of the sect doing the torturing and murder.

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