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suziq's avatar

Temps are really nice, not hot enough for a/c or cold enough for heat. Just open or close the door to regulate. Will be getting hot soon and I love hot so really, if I had an avocado life would be perfect!

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insert_something_creative's avatar

That's why they're against legalization — it cuts into the profit margins of the major pharma companies if people can just smoke some weed rather than be on a bunch of prescriptions.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

especially with that spicy dipping sauce

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Maybe he was thinking of Lisa Kudrow? She actually has some scientific credentials.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

"Tucker is just repulsive" FIFY

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

or really hungry

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Robert Wesley Fales's avatar

Ol' Tucker is on the short list of people I would love to bump into out the back door of a bar some night.

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Daniel's avatar

And once she played an owl.

It was probably her he meant.

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ken_kukec's avatar

They'll just loaf around on someone's ratty couch, smoking out like Brad Pitt in True Romance ...

Just so long as they don't use the last page of Clarence Worley's letter to roll a blunt, Floyd-style.

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goCatgo's avatar

Thanks!

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

during my meth days I met surprisingly many overweight meth heads. it's not super unusual.

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(((What Fresh Hell)))'s avatar

Yeah, I thought about credit/debit/PayPal/whatever after I posted. With a "driver carries no cash" sign as well.

People try to rob the strangest things. My mom's doctor's office doesn't do its own lab work, so there are 3-4 boxes outside the office's door for the labs. Each one has in large friendly letters HUMAN SAMPLES ONLY DOES NOT CONTAIN CASH OR DRUGS

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

The meth heads out here in rural NC are wasting away. I’ve just never seen one who hadn’t already been on that bus so long that they stopped eating. I’ve seen overweight crackheads though.

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(((What Fresh Hell)))'s avatar

That's because the Remote Gnomes hide it. But your point stands.

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brucej's avatar

Those suckers got sold the dime bags for $50.

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