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Clark_Nova's avatar

Google is your friend (but I prefer non-tracking DuckGoGo instead.)

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If Violet had been a zombie vampire mail-order Slovenian slut.

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And "Personal Trainers".

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You left out the talking, upright snake.

The Rain in Spain's Therapist's avatar

And throw in a couple of "Life Coaches."

phoenix00's avatar

Did she also raise her right paw in an angle while chanting "Sieg heil!"? My long-gone pooch was a very simple-minded chap.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

You mis-spelled a word there 😜

james crubb's avatar

lol down here in Gondwanaland s is used where others may use a z.

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

He has something relevant to say for most, if not all, situations!

Thx for MY props, tho!!

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

And no spells exist to reverse "stupid!"

Also, too. Redundant!!!

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

I thought it was the horror film "Bloody Trucker," where, if you say his name 3 times in front of a mirror ...

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

*whispers* There are two Ds in "shoddy".