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Vagina libelz!

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Fun religion!

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Google is your friend (but I prefer non-tracking DuckGoGo instead.)

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If Violet had been a zombie vampire mail-order Slovenian slut.

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And "Personal Trainers".

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You left out the talking, upright snake.

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And throw in a couple of "Life Coaches."

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Did she also raise her right paw in an angle while chanting "Sieg heil!"? My long-gone pooch was a very simple-minded chap.

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Needs moar upfists

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You mis-spelled a word there 😜

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…your soul! Mwahahaha! 😈

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lol down here in Gondwanaland s is used where others may use a z.

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He has something relevant to say for most, if not all, situations!

Thx for MY props, tho!!

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And no spells exist to reverse "stupid!"

Also, too. Redundant!!!

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I thought it was the horror film "Bloody Trucker," where, if you say his name 3 times in front of a mirror ...

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*whispers* There are two Ds in "shoddy".

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