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fuflans's avatar

did anyone read pareene's piece about tucker's downward slide? <a href="http://www.salon.com/2012/0..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.salon.com/2012/04/26/tucker_carlsons_d...">http://www.salon.com/2012/0...

really pathetic comment on our times i think.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

See Tucker Carlson expose himself as a racist! COME SEE WHAT'S UNDER HIS WHITE HOOD

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_maz6jyqbBk1qe7o2fo1_500.gif" target="_blank">Bill Cosby agrees.</a>

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Assume Fucker Racist

FTFY

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

On the bright side, I was never convicted of witchcraft.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Perhaps some kind of "background check" of swimming ability so only qualified people can be lifeguards. Because that would help save lives.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

pull yourself up from the deep end by your bootstraps

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NorfolkAndWay's avatar

Maybe they are concerned about excessive use of hair product clouding up the water? Yeah, that's it.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Tucker Carlson S.O.P.:

1. Notice blahs getting to to white things. 2. Run mouth. 3. Walk it back, or 4. Double down.

I'm betting Ailes orders him to double down on this one. Any takers?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

True that. I got R.C. certified, despite a demonstrated ability to lie quietly on the bottom of the pool. My instructor's near-religious belief that "the human body floats" was badly shaken.

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schmannity's avatar

What rhymes with Tucker?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Animals <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=4BHTvnqezGE" target="_blank">love the touchscreen. </a>

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

But, but ... it's not the OS -- it's the interface!

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PubOption's avatar

Also makes a mockery of the ducking stool.

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