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fuflans's avatar

did anyone read pareene's piece about tucker's downward slide? <a href="http://www.salon.com/2012/0..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.salon.com/2012/04/26/tucker_carlsons_d...">http://www.salon.com/2012/0...

really pathetic comment on our times i think.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

See Tucker Carlson expose himself as a racist! COME SEE WHAT'S UNDER HIS WHITE HOOD

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_maz6jyqbBk1qe7o2fo1_500.gif" target="_blank">Bill Cosby agrees.</a>

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Perhaps some kind of "background check" of swimming ability so only qualified people can be lifeguards. Because that would help save lives.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

pull yourself up from the deep end by your bootstraps

NorfolkAndWay's avatar

Maybe they are concerned about excessive use of hair product clouding up the water? Yeah, that's it.

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Tucker Carlson S.O.P.:

1. Notice blahs getting to to white things. 2. Run mouth. 3. Walk it back, or 4. Double down.

I'm betting Ailes orders him to double down on this one. Any takers?

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True that. I got R.C. certified, despite a demonstrated ability to lie quietly on the bottom of the pool. My instructor's near-religious belief that "the human body floats" was badly shaken.

schmannity's avatar

What rhymes with Tucker?

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Animals <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=4BHTvnqezGE" target="_blank">love the touchscreen. </a>

PubOption's avatar

Also makes a mockery of the ducking stool.