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man hermione sure did grow up didn't she?

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Hey!

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How'd the reputable golddigger website make that distinction (and what is the number of private school teachers on their site anyway)? They should show their work...

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<i>SeekingArrangement.com ... is now boasting that some 40,000 public school teachers ... have joined the website.</i>

The great thing about these sites is that no one ever lies in their profiles on them.

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And don't forget nurses. Nurses are very very naughty.

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Some teachers will do anything to raise their student's grades.

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Why I don't teach in the community I live in.

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<i>Were</i> 7,200,00 voters in NC. Past tense.

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What! Teaching is the oldest profession? Ya learn something new every day.

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To quote one of its members: "First I'd like to say that maneuvering threw ur site is easy and I like that." And she calls herself a teacher. Harumph! HARUMPH I say!

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the Daily Boner

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Can I get the teach in the pic to paddle me or at least whack me with a ruler

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so basically SeekingArrangement.com pwnd Tucker and got some valuable free advertising targeted right at the sort of losers who would frequent their site. All they had to do was toss the mental midgets at the Daily Bawler some red meat in the form of some nonsense about teachers being whores and sit back and wait for those idjits to work themselves into a snit of righteous indignation and likely the first chubby they've managed to produce in years without chemical help. Nothing gets the juices flowing for RWNJs like a chance to bash teachers- who cares if the story is true or not- and I bet half of them ran straight over to that site with their mixture of do gooder anger and fury and that funny tingling in their nether regions and promptly signed up as clients

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Of course there's absolutely no possible reason to have any doubts whatsoever about the veracity and accuracy of the website's claim.

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This might have more to say about the pay that school teachers receive in the United States. For the record, as a teacher in Ontario I can't complain.

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They only work 9 months indoctrinating children so the summer is free for carnality. Charter schools would eliminate this problem. Somehow.

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