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3FingerPete's avatar

I think Tucker's mom abandoning the family was the smart move. Fight me.

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kermit's avatar

Ouch.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Senenema.

Edited for an misspelin

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Keith Taylor's avatar

The typical Carlson viewer, for a bet, thinks they taught hard line Marxist doctrine and hatred for the U.S. Also were rife with debauched, obscene perversion. Also forbade on pain of death the words, "under God."

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tim gueguen's avatar

To be fair "under God" would only get used if the school taught something about US politics.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

So is it LO-ren (rhymes with borin'), or La-U-ren, or...

I mean, there's a lot we don't know about her!

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

Little Lord Swansonboy went to school in Switzerland, but that doesn't count, because the trhrew him out.

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Truxpin49's avatar

Because Tucker's show is the unofficial TV home base for white supremacist men whose wives are in the other room not having sex with them tonight or any other night,

So much this

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mailman27's avatar

Tucker better hope that religion he pretends to believe in isn't true-- because, if it is, he is definitely hell-bound.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That is crazy even by the standards of my craziest grade school teacher and she was off her chump by a mile.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

So Piece o' Shitema is wrong?

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mailman27's avatar

And dainty little feet.

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Pisto75666's avatar

She must've seen what Tuckems would turn out to be.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

So, Hell-bound, here he comes!

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Jensie's avatar

I absolutely noticed that joke and in any other circumstances, I'd feel bad for the subject but tucker isn't worthy of pity. He has helped throw open pandora's basket of deplorables and now they are everywhere and mutating

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Keith Taylor's avatar

If I had a chance of the dubious pleasure of coming face to face with Carlson, and thought he'd ever heard of John Knox, I'd ask him if he was into Knox's First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women. According to that charmer, women in authority, any women but especially Catholic ones, was "repugnant to nature" and "a Contumelie to God" and for a third strike, "the subversion of good order."Carlson, this ain't the sixteenth century. Except maybe in your mind. There, it probably is. And what was ever wrong with hanging, drawing and quartering anyway?

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