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Crip Dyke's avatar

So this is what I'm saying.

First, people said that they didn't like you. They stayed up late to do it! They went outside! But then it got worse: when they found evidence of a violation of your duties as POTUS they decided to follow the constitution and have speeches, committee meetings and legislative votes and like, such as, to see if you would be impeached.

And then it got really worse, because they found hard evidence of some things that might be actual felonies so they decided to follow the constitution and make sure the government treats you as innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Then they scrupulously followed the due process, did the required grand jury and left indictment in the hands of common citizens. Unfortunately they decided to indict you and now the courts are treating you exactly as they treat any other defendant, as if the rule of law applied to all, and you would get the constitutionally required due process and maybe even a few extra concessions, but not even very many of those. I mean, they're still even planning to take this to trial not just giving up and declaring everything you do legal.

All of which brings me to my next question. If saying that they don't like you doesn't cause you to vanish into thin air, if speeches and committees and legislative procedures aren't enough to end your eligibility for the presidency, and if you continue your campaign even while under indictment, which you are able to do only because they're so carefully respecting the law, and maybe even being a bit generous in your case, doesn't that mean that the next logical step is to give you forty whacks with an axe and leave you partially dismembered to bleed out on the street?

I am just wondering, because when I say mean things about people and try to take their rights away through legislative action and even accuse them of crimes but then see that they aren't hauled away to jail forever, I know that my next thought is certainly violent, bloody, axe-wielding murder. So I am pretty sure that everyone thinks of fatal dismemberment in situations like these, don't you agree?

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

And OT but AWESOME:

Cheesebro tried to call DA Willis's bluff and demanded a speedy trial. But, as Joyce Vance said, "DA Willis didn't come to play around". DA Willis said, "Great! Let's have the trials starting October 23rd!"

That's ALL the trials, since the defendants are ALL being tried together. You can bet PAB, Roodles, and all assorted Krackens are right now trying to figure out how to deplane Cheesebro because THEY DO NOT WANT A SPEEDY TRIAL.

AWESOME.

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