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marydn's avatar

In the header is Tukkker scratching his head because he haz a confuse or because he has lice? I feel it would be wrong to not speculate.

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peregrin's avatar

"Do they have a booth where you try to squeeze and smoosh and rearrange your face to make it look like Charlie’s, and if you scare a small animal with it, you win a prize?"

Tell me I'm reading an Evan article without telling me I'm reading an Evan article.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

If our fascist can't even agree, is there any hope for white Americans????

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

I'm old enough to remember when the whole wingnut noise machine couldn't use the term "sectarian violence" enough times in a sentence during the heady days of the War on Terror and now I'm having a major Déjà vu

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marcus816's avatar

“Do they have a booth where you try to squeeze and smoosh and rearrange your face to make it look like Charlie’s…?”

If they have a booth where you get to squeeze and smoosh and rearrange Charlie’s face to try and make it look human (as impossible as that is), then I’m there! (With a hammer, an ice pick and a pipe wrench.)

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

RWNJ’s have picked a great time to go all hysterical, with a record heat wave & their dear leader’s indictments ripening, we’ll be lucky to come thru this unscathed … i’m telling my children to avoid crowds & hit the dirt if they hear loud bangs & i live in soCal …

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I have NOT been missing Tucker, at all. Won't be clicking on that shit.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

You can almost hear the sound of Putin's Rubles dropping into Vladie Carlson's bank account.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

"There are people Putin pays...." McCarthy (R) Calif. Speaker of the House

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Gregg's avatar

Or his testicles bouncing up and down on his upper lip.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

nunneries? Is that what the fascists are calling them these days?

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bcb's avatar

It's worth noting that there IS an eastern European country that is persecuting Christians. There is even an eastern European country that makes merely belonging to a specific Christian denomination a felony punishable by prison sentences. That country is called (checks notes) Russia.

https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-jehovahs-witnesses-jailed/32046144.html

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Sorry, no sympathy for Pence. If he's going to appear at a place like TP USA, he should be prepared to say things out loud like, "Tucker, now you are just straight-up regurgitating propaganda from the Kremlin."

But of course he won't, because he's playing this half-assed game where he kinda sorta criticizes the MAGA outlook but not really, because after all, these are decent people and not all of them wanted to hang him that day, so could we please move off the subject and BTW Trump was really a great leader even though I think you all should vote for me instead of him and...

Etc. He'll disappear soon enough.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

I don't know if Pence was actually at TPUSA. Tucker did this thing in Iowa last week where he "interviewed" several of the GOP candidate. That's where his exchange with Pence happened. And I do admit I was rather surprised that Pence actuallly stood up to Tucker. And I think he (Pence) was booed. Now Pence could have been at Toilet Paper USA as well.

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JustDontSayDittos's avatar

If he hasn't disappeared by now, it's not soon enough.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

How much money would Larry Flynt be offering for pics of Jr buying and using blow?

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James Baskin's avatar

Someone please tell Carlson that he's not in a fraternity anymore. So he can wear some different clothes if he wants to.

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Granny's Delusions of Grandeur's avatar

Ukraine - *exists*

Tucker - "HOW DARE YOU!"

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Boogie Mama's avatar

WHAR POOP EMOJI?!?! Gah I hate having to learn about what garbage men say to other garbage men in the garbage manosphere.

Seriously, did anyone catch the weekend series on masculinity over at Politico? There's some interesting stuff about conservative men's hysteria and how they're breaking apart at fault lines of what the remedy for the (invented) crisis would be. But what it boils down to is fear of losing power/authority and has been an issue since the founding of this nation. I mean, duh. But it's more grist for the mill.

Actually ETA add one interesting point in one of the articles that the men these people are targeting with their hateful vile lies seem to be one of the most mentally ill (and untreated) demographics in the country.

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

"But what it boils down to is fear of losing power/authority and has been an issue since the founding of this nation."

That's exactly it. When everything you have has been stolen from others, taken through violence and neglect, then of course you think the same thing could happen to you one day. You probably also think everyone else on the planet would eliminate you without hesitation. Every abuser has a tell-tale heart.

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Werewolf's avatar

Carlson agrees with Fuentes about "holy war" against (((us))), he just knows to use his indoor voice.

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