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Dianna Deem's avatar

Welcome!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I thought the Wonkette Style Guide insists that items must be "crammed" down throats.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

White isn't a race. It's the norm.

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Greg Keller's avatar

"Sir, this is a Wendy's restaurant"

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Wait a hot sec—I’m a Pisces!

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Cryny's avatar

You can't be a first-time commenter. Don't you know that comments aren't allowed here?

Welcome!

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tiredsucker's avatar

Just a reminder; It has been established in a court of law that Carlson is not to be believed, that a reasonable person can not take his words seriously.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I think he is for it, he certainly defended Jeffs. Also, he made some creepy remarks about his daughter's friends that I can't seem to find anymore.

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Mintie's avatar

It finally hit me what I find so off-putting about Tucker's face: it's Generic White Man from the Middle. Pure, 100% Corn Fed Wonderbread. It's the face I saw every night on the news since the 1980s, making sad little jokes only a "serious news anchor" can make, because anything truly racy would flip out the viewership that keeps him employed. Probably a drunk who sexually harasses his politically correct woman co-anchor every year at the Christmas party.

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rlcornelius's avatar

They should totally have to put that on the screen during his show. That'd be awesome.

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Maybe's avatar

I think he's too afraid to be a terrorist. He's a terrorist wanna-be and fan boy.

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Maybe's avatar

Some of these guys have gone so far to the right that they've met themselves coming round the bend.

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Dreadful, Pure SCUM!'s avatar

This is the money shot... I can't stop laughing...

>>> We are not hysterical.

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Dreadful, Pure SCUM!'s avatar

Tucker getting trounced by The Rachel... that must burn his pasty asscheeks something FIERCE!

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Dreadful, Pure SCUM!'s avatar

Yokel Haram

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Me too. Worse: I share a birthday with John Wayne Gacy.

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