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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I thought the Wonkette Style Guide insists that items must be "crammed" down throats.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

White isn't a race. It's the norm.

Greg Keller's avatar

"Sir, this is a Wendy's restaurant"

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Wait a hot sec—I’m a Pisces!

Cryny's avatar

You can't be a first-time commenter. Don't you know that comments aren't allowed here?

Welcome!

tiredsucker's avatar

Just a reminder; It has been established in a court of law that Carlson is not to be believed, that a reasonable person can not take his words seriously.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I think he is for it, he certainly defended Jeffs. Also, he made some creepy remarks about his daughter's friends that I can't seem to find anymore.

Mintie's avatar

It finally hit me what I find so off-putting about Tucker's face: it's Generic White Man from the Middle. Pure, 100% Corn Fed Wonderbread. It's the face I saw every night on the news since the 1980s, making sad little jokes only a "serious news anchor" can make, because anything truly racy would flip out the viewership that keeps him employed. Probably a drunk who sexually harasses his politically correct woman co-anchor every year at the Christmas party.

rlcornelius's avatar

They should totally have to put that on the screen during his show. That'd be awesome.

Maybe's avatar

I think he's too afraid to be a terrorist. He's a terrorist wanna-be and fan boy.

Maybe's avatar

Some of these guys have gone so far to the right that they've met themselves coming round the bend.

Dreadful, Pure SCUM!'s avatar

This is the money shot... I can't stop laughing...

>>> We are not hysterical.

Dreadful, Pure SCUM!'s avatar

Tucker getting trounced by The Rachel... that must burn his pasty asscheeks something FIERCE!

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Me too. Worse: I share a birthday with John Wayne Gacy.